Let’s help Derek with a new handle name

[DawgOfTheAges]

He is taking his time and maybe like the anonymous status but longer term needs the identity which suits his overarching stature and omnipresent impact

I think we can have fun with this.

I’m thinking Hannibal (a legendary warrior) and master tactical strategist, or perhaps Socrates the master logician, Cerberus the 3 headed dawg serpent maned guardian of the underworld (good choice) or the Celtic Warrior god Taranis who wields lightning as his weapon of choice.. there are unlimited opportunities here. You could also go the soupy sales route with a mythical character like Black Tooth. Smooth.

 

[DawgOfTheAges]

The images for the handles offer a playground of nuanced expression

 

[administrator]

Or...

 

[administrator]

I'm actually about to switch over to the DJ account

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Dzhugashvili

Stalin before Stalin.

Still leaves room to become a despot

 

[RaceBannon]

Trotsky

 

[whlinder]

ErekJohnson

 

[skookum]

Pol Pot

 

[TheHB]

Commissar PurplePride
Ban Hammer of Montlake
Supreme Moderator Dawgfather
Minister of Approved Takes
Chairman Woof (or Chairman Wood?)
Montlake Thought Police

 

[priapism]

ZARDOZ
or
Zed

Zardoz - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[haie]

I'd rather just get passive aggressive with "administrator".

It makes it more entertaining in at least some respects.

 

[flatus]

Johnson_Pumper

Two loves of his life.

 

[dtd]

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

 

[bananasnblondes]

LongDongSilver

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Something related to his fetish for South Korean women.