Ken Griswold and the banana reference?

Allegedly, while Kim was getting info from a HHB poaster (badapple) pretending to be an Oregon insider, he was claiming that the info in question from a blonde Oregon AD intern. At some point, he spun a tale about giving her a banana at a Starbucks. I believe this is also where the phrase "BRB, blonde" originated.

Others may have the timeline down better than I do.
 
Allegedly, while Kim was getting info from a HHB poaster (badapple) pretending to be an Oregon insider, he was claiming that the info in question from a blonde Oregon AD intern. At some point, he spun a tale about giving her a banana at a Starbucks. I believe this is also where the phrase "BRB, blonde" originated.

Others may have the timeline down better than I do.
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You have it all mixed up.

They were all separate moments.

He said on Valentines Day he was going to give this Starbucks Barista a banana and then said "I'm going to get in trouble".

The BRB blonde was during the chat where he called recruits idiots, said UW was in on Tyner among other bull shit tales.
 
yes, he inferred that he's such a playa on Valentines Day that he'll be buying bananas for random blondes at Starbucks and will get in trouble. ;)

just making sure we all knew that our boring lives with hot Asian wives was nothing compared to what he gets involved in.
 
yes, he inferred that he's such a playa on Valentines Day that he'll be buying bananas for random blondes at Starbucks and will get in trouble. ;)

just making sure we all knew that our boring lives with hot Asian wives was nothing compared to what he gets involved in.
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That's the one.

I think he said he was going to get into trouble a couple of times in that post. Douche.
 
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What he actually said was he had just been to Starbucks and while ordering coffee had bought a banana for the hot blonde behind him in line. "I'm going to get in trouble today" came from that, and then it just took off with a life of its own about hot blondes and bananas and getting into trouble today.
 
It was from Valentine's Day of last yr., so it might still be on their shitty site (if Kim hasn't deleted it). He went on and on about being carefree and impulsive with random women at Starbuck's, complete with faggoty winks ($75k).
 
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He also said he doesn't need a girlfriend or wife because he has a "contacts list". Apparently Ken is just swimming in pussy
 
He also said he doesn't need a girlfriend or wife because he has a "contacts list". Apparently Ken is just swimming in pussy
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I like how he refers to hookers on highway 99 as "contacts list".
 
Allegedly, while Kim was getting info from a HHB poaster (badapple) pretending to be an Oregon insider, he was claiming that the info in question from a blonde Oregon AD intern. At some point, he spun a tale about giving her a banana at a Starbucks. I believe this is also where the phrase "BRB, blonde" originated.

Others may have the timeline down better than I do.
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You have it all mixed up.

They were all separate moments.

He said on Valentines Day he was going to give this Starbucks Barista a banana and then said "I'm going to get in trouble".

The BRB blonde was during the chat where he called recruits idiots, said UW was in on Tyner among other bull shit tales.
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Tall (like him) cum chai latte was the order IIRC. With an extra small banana.
 
Yeah, that story never happened. And if it did, I'm sure the chick thought the situation was really, REALLY awkward.

The only trouble Kim found himself in that night occurred when he forgot to pick up tortilla chips along with the vino for an evening at Fetter's
 
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