Joey Hobert, 2020 3* WR, San Juan Capistrano (San Juan Hills), CA

I love him. I've been sexting with LMC about him and I really think he's the shit. I would definitely offer.

We are in on so many great WRs this year and I love them, but if we can get two 'big' WRs like Jalen and Johnny, I like Hobert better than all our other 'slot' guys like Gary Bryant, etc. He's got a lot of explosion.

I was expecting him to be kind of 'meh' when I put on his film, but honestly I was like 'holy shit, this kid can ball'.

The other thing that makes me feel confident was his performance at the Opening combine... he measured in at 5-10, 180 and ran 4.62 with a really good shuttle (can't remember off the top of my head). Anyway - his combine numbers backed his film.

I wouldn't be super surprised if he got an offer. The legacy shit is nice, but the kid is a fucking player.
 
Crazy that all our mid 80s and early 90's QB progeny are popping at the same time. The Millen boys, Huard, Hobart...Anybody got scouting on Chris Chandler, Cary Conklin and Mark Brunell's kids?
 
Per Biggins:
"He’ll draw some Julian Edelman comparisons because of his size, route running, quickness and hands"

Yes, I'm sure those are the reasons he'll draw comparisons.
 
Per Biggins:
"He’ll draw some Julian Edelman comparisons because of his size, route running, quickness and hands"

Yes, I'm sure those are the reasons he'll draw comparisons.
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Hoes snapping pics while he sleeps?

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Strong, wiry and patient kid. Looks like hes still got room to grow a bit, too. Tailgated with him and Papa for UCLA and RB. He played fliers up with my demon spawn boys for a solid hour. If it was me, there would be fisticuffs and blood after 10 minutes.

Made fun of his dad in front of the rest of the football alumni for the trail of chew spit from chin to shirt.

 
Strong, wiry and patient kid. Looks like hes still got room to grow a bit, too. Tailgated with him and Papa for UCLA and RB. He played fliers up with my demon spawn boys for a solid hour. If it was me, there would be fisticuffs and blood after 10 minutes.

Made fun of his dad in front of the rest of the football alumni for the trail of chew spit from chin to shirt.
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Does he BLEED purple?
 
Strong, wiry and patient kid. Looks like hes still got room to grow a bit, too. Tailgated with him and Papa for UCLA and RB. He played fliers up with my demon spawn boys for a solid hour. If it was me, there would be fisticuffs and blood after 10 minutes.

Made fun of his dad in front of the rest of the football alumni for the trail of chew spit from chin to shirt.
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Does he BLEED purple?
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Doubt it.

The friends he brought had melanin.
 
In addition to the offers from BYU and San Jose State, Joey Hobert is also hearing from Boston College and USC as well as Washington, the school his dad, Billy Joe Hobert, led to a co-national title back in 1991. Hobert plans to camp with the Huskies in June and said he's been talking with Sam Huard, the 2021 quarterback committed to the Huskies, whose grandfather coached Hobert's dad in high school and whose father, Damon, followed his father at both Puyallup (Wash.) and with the Huskies
 
Also, as Neighbor mentioned he owned the AA camp. He was named the “Alpha Dog” or whatever.

It’s doubtful anyone had San Juan Capistrano (Calif.) San Juan Hills wide out Joey Hobert on their list pre-camp as a potential Alpha Dog candidate but no one had a better day. Every time we looked up, he was running past and turning around every corner he went up against. No one was more explosive getting in and out of his breaks and showed another gear when the ball was in the air.
 
Kim with his genius insight:

Not sure he's that high on their board . Still a ways to go in evaluations though. We'll see

He then goes on to ask if you’d take him over anyone currently offered.

Fucking retard.
 
Also, as Neighbor mentioned he owned the AA camp. He was named the “Alpha Dog” or whatever.

It’s doubtful anyone had San Juan Capistrano (Calif.) San Juan Hills wide out Joey Hobert on their list pre-camp as a potential Alpha Dog candidate but no one had a better day. Every time we looked up, he was running past and turning around every corner he went up against. No one was more explosive getting in and out of his breaks and showed another gear when the ball was in the air.
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We gotta get him. He sounds like a baller.
 
What is Billy Joe doing these days anyway?
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Raising children.
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His boy is a hoot and a helluva nice kid.

I'd piss all over myself for my 16 year old son to act like that with free booze, weed vape pens, and UCLA coeds all around. But I am an asshole. Therefore, I will beget more assholes.

His only fault was stealing all the vitamin waters out of our cooler. Some pregnant lady put them in our cooler with the kids Capri Suns. She got all pissy but it was the only cooler with non-beer, booze or red bull concoctions
 
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What is Billy Joe doing these days anyway?
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Raising children.
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His boy is a hoot and a helluva nice kid.

I'd piss all over myself for my 16 year old son to act like that with free booze, weed vape pens, and UCLA coeds all around. But I am an asshole. Therefore, I will beget more assholes.

His only fault was stealing all the vitamin waters out of our cooler. Some pregnant lady put them in our cooler with the kids Capri Suns. She got all pissy but it was the only cooler with non-beer, booze or red bull concoctions
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NMKG.

Also it’s called a dab pen you old fuck.
 
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What is Billy Joe doing these days anyway?
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Raising children.
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His boy is a hoot and a helluva nice kid.

I'd piss all over myself for my 16 year old son to act like that with free booze, weed vape pens, and UCLA coeds all around. But I am an asshole. Therefore, I will beget more assholes.

His only fault was stealing all the vitamin waters out of our cooler. Some pregnant lady put them in our cooler with the kids Capri Suns. She got all pissy but it was the only cooler with non-beer, booze or red bull concoctions
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Saving the pregnant woman from poor health choices what a hero. If only he had time to nab the capri suns too.
 
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