Joel Klatt: Did Alabama hire Steve Sarkisian to keep him away from LSU?

Like Saban gives a shit about some agent

Ballfag fucking stupid take
 
No. Saban does what Saban wants and he feels this will improve his program and get him his 6th national title. I trust him.
 
Do you think Sark will "consult" with Saban about the benefits of bringing a tiger to practice before the LSU game?

(When I typed that I though it was sorta' a funny smart-ass comment. Then I thought further and realized that it just served to demonstrate how completely fucked up the Sark era was around here. He REALLY did bring a tiger to practice. Can anyone ... anywhere ... imagine Saban doing something that fucking stupid? Now, can anyone imagine Sark and Saban sitting in a room discussing that event? I can't. I just can't imagine a coach of Saban's stature looking at one of his assistants ... err, consultants ... and saying "you really fucking did that?")
 
Do you think Sark will "consult" with Saban about the benefits of bringing a tiger to practice before the LSU game?

(When I typed that I though it was sorta' a funny smart-ass comment. Then I thought further and realized that it just served to demonstrate how completely fucked up the Sark era was around here. He REALLY did bring a tiger to practice. Can anyone ... anywhere ... imagine Saban doing something that fucking stupid? Now, can anyone imagine Sark and Saban sitting in a room discussing that event? I can't. I just can't imagine a coach of Saban's stature looking at one of his assistants ... err, consultants ... and saying "you really fucking did that?")
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The Patron told him to
 
CowherdFS was at his finest talking about this shit. He said when Petey was at SC, he was smart and kept the really good coaches like Kiffen and Sark at arm's length and petitioned for Tedford to get a bunch of NFL jobs (except it never happened). And that the really good coaches know how to keep their competition away, which is why Saban is taking Kiffen and Sark because somehow Nick fucking Saban is afraid of Sark ending up at LSU or Auburn.

My fucking ass. Saban wouldn't be afraid of a Sark-coached Miami Dolphins moving to the SEC West. Sometimes Cowherd says some really FS shit.
 
CowherdFS was at his finest talking about this shit. He said when Petey was at SC, he was smart and kept the really good coaches like Kiffen and Sark at arm's length and petitioned for Tedford to get a bunch of NFL jobs (except it never happened). And that the really good coaches know how to keep their competition away, which is why Saban is taking Kiffen and Sark because somehow Nick fucking Saban is afraid of Sark ending up at LSU or Auburn.

My fucking ass. Saban wouldn't be afraid of a Sark-coached Miami Dolphins moving to the SEC West. All the time ballfag says stupid shit.
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CowherdFS was at his finest talking about this shit. He said when Petey was at SC, he was smart and kept the really good coaches like Kiffen and Sark at arm's length and petitioned for Tedford to get a bunch of NFL jobs (except it never happened). And that the really good coaches know how to keep their competition away, which is why Saban is taking Kiffen and Sark because somehow Nick fucking Saban is afraid of Sark ending up at LSU or Auburn.

My fucking ass. Saban wouldn't be afraid of a Sark-coached Miami Dolphins moving to the SEC West. Sometimes Cowherd says some really FS shit.
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Pretty much this...

I think Sark's audition with LSU went pretty bad. That great offense had one scoring drive which came from a 3 and out.
 
Sark and Kiffin must have dirty pics of Saban's daughter.
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You rang?

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