Jennifer Lopez and Shakira vow 'empowering' halftime show

*Face palm*

I want to preference my comments by saying I love JLo and Shakira, but if they’re trying to make their Super Bowl halftime show deeply profound it will be a big mistake.

Best way to make an impact is to go out and put on a high quality, entertaining show.
 
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They have already empowered me with the strength to change the channel at halftime.
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Shakira has a nice sex tape and JLo plenty of nudes on the interwebs for those wishing to skip the halftime show.

You're welcome.

 
I saw about two minutes of the halftime show. Shakira is 43 and Lopez is 50, and they both look fantastic.
 
What the fuck are people shitting themselves about?

Make sure to wear your koby jersey to the game!!!

OMG Trump booooooooooooooooooooooooi!!!!!!!!!

Russel Wilson and Gronk partying!!!!!

Shakira and jlo OMG just cancel the second half!!!!!!!

Fuck social media. Going on a fishing trip until Arizona football becomes relevant.
 
What the fuck are people shitting themselves about?

Make sure to wear your koby jersey to the game!!!

OMG Trump booooooooooooooooooooooooi!!!!!!!!!

Russel Wilson and Gronk partying!!!!!

Shakira and jlo OMG just cancel the second half!!!!!!!

Fuck social media. Going on a fishing trip until Arizona football becomes relevant.
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Give @Mosster47 our best regards
 
I walked down to this house I'm sort of interested in and got back just as the 2nd half started. Very proud I missed the Latinxxx pander show
 
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