Jalen Hurts

[RaceBannon]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

 

[HuskyJW]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

I know nothing tugs at the ol' heartstrings when I see Amazon and Microsoft stock jump up as well.

 

[bananasnblondes]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia[/b]

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

Meanwhile, Hurts looked on with his trademark blank stare as he contemplated the complexities of why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

 

[Gwad]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia[/b]

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

Meanwhile, Hurts looked on with his trademark blank stare as he contemplated the complexities of why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

Upvoted for attempted novelty in this echo chamber.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia[/b]

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

Meanwhile, Hurts looked on with his trademark blank stare as he contemplated the complexities of why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

Upvoted for attempted novelty in this echo chamber.

"attempted" being the key word

 

[PurpleJ]

Race is a REAL millennial that is both TUFF and sensitive.

 

[FireCohen]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery[/b]

wtf?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Race is a REAL millennial that is both TUFF and sensitive.

The First millennials are a whole different lot.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

That particular Rinaldi story made me cry -- but I understand your overall point.

 

[MikeDamone]

Gave them a Hurts Donut