It's hot

MikeDamone

MikeDamone

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Need some #newstips on how to beat the heat. Because this is different than every other time it's been 95 in history. Do I need to drink more water? Should exercise later tonight? Can I leave my dog in the car.

A little help here please.
 
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When it's hot the sun is making it sunny! That sucks! Sometimes I like to look the sun straight in my eye just so it knows that it's not the boss of me. I hope it's November soon. That asshole sun won't some around as much and if it does it won't be quiet so high and mighty. The sun thinks its so smart and hot. It's not. I am smarter then that sun. I watch the news everyday!
 
Same fucks who are bitching about the heat will be bitching about "too much" rain in two weeks.
 
Same fucks who are bitching about the heat will be bitching about "too much" rain in two weeks.
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Yup. Seattle area has some of the best weather since it is pretty mild all year round. No hurricanes or tornados. Yet people always bitch about it.

Work with some people who during the winter talk about how much they wished they lived in Arizona, California, Florida... somewhere WARM.

PLEASE be my guest.
 
Same fucks who are bitching about the heat will be bitching about "too much" rain in two weeks.
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Yup. Seattle area has some of the best weather since it is pretty mild all year round. No hurricanes or tornados. Yet people always bitch about it.

Work with some people who during the winter talk about how much they wished they lived in Arizona, California, Florida... somewhere WARM.

PLEASE be my guest.
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LEAVE!

MOVE!
 
Same fucks who are bitching about the heat will be bitching about "too much" rain in two weeks.
Click to expand...

Yup. Seattle area has some of the best weather since it is pretty mild all year round. No hurricanes or tornados. Yet people always bitch about it.

Work with some people who during the winter talk about how much they wished they lived in Arizona, California, Florida... somewhere WARM.

PLEASE be my guest.
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Seattle people in general are just dumb cunts. Nuff said on that.
 
Need some #newstips on how to beat the heat. Because this is different than every other time it's been 95 in history. Do I need to drink more water? Should exercise later tonight? Can I leave my dog in the car.

A little help here please.
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Totally ok to leave your dog in the car. Just remember to roll the windows up all the way so nobody steals the cute little fucker.

I'm a veterinarian so I know all about this shit. Let me know if you have any other questions.
 
If I open an upstairs window, can I leave my toddler unsupervised? What it hot for construction workers? Did roofers get hot?

#newstips
 
Same fucks who are bitching about the heat will be bitching about "too much" rain in two weeks.
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When I was in Seattle in July my friend and I went to a Mariner game. The guy had been bitching about low 80's (which is about what it was) for a couple days. The game went extra innings so we probably didn't get out till past 11, and it was probably in the mid 60's by then. He starts in with the whining again.Work outside when its 110 and then pop off...
 
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