Is Your Starbucks Barista Conservative? Know The Warning Signs!

[DerekJohnson]

 

[Pitchfork51]

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

 

[MikeDamone]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

 

[MikeDamone]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

 

[RaceBannon]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Do they take their boats to work?

 

[Sledog]

Starbucks sucks.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Starbucks sucks.

Fuck Howard Schultz. Fuck his greedy Sonics selling ass.

Fuck him.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Cold brew was invented by God for Texans

 

[MikeDamone]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Do they take their boats to work?

Only if they have a lake to cross to fix fences

 

[hardhat]

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

Coffee from Wendy's? Why?

 

[AOG]

Glasses too big

 

[Pitchfork51]

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

Coffee from Wendy's? Why?

It's on the way two days a week

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

Coffee from Wendy's? Why?

It's on the way two days a week

You sound defensive

 

[MikeDamone]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I'll allow it

 

[MikeDamone]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

 

[LawDawg1]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

do you intentionally spill it on your crotch? How much homeowners insurance do you have? Give me a call

 

[MikeDamone]

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

do you intentionally spill it on your crotch? How much homeowners insurance do you have? Give me a call

Yes and yes. What's your number?