In 26 hours our season is over

Reppin Purp and Geld in Portlandia. Throwin dubs up to all the haters!!! At least I can afford Damon Huards wine after the loss faggots! Wo0f
 
A bullshit Heathrow bloody mary and uncertainty whether I'll be able to ruin my flight by finding a stream for the gayme several meters into the stratosphere I'm outta breath
 
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Drove down to the farm tonight in southeast Missouri, started out with the left over four roses single barrel from my golf bag, but drained that and then stopped halfway down 55 to pick up some more “cold medicine” and fuck me, the only pints they had at the quickie mart were Kentucky Tavern.

So drinking that mixed with an off brand watermelon slushee.

Normally I feel like a high functioning alcoholic. Tonight I feel like mike leach after he’s done sniffing his nightly 50 bicycle seats. Sad, slightly aroused and terribly alone.
 
A couple purple hybrid edible chews.

A grower gave me a fatty but it’s in some kind of test tube thing so I’m half afraid to try it. Maybe tomorrow as a victory cigar.
 
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