If you can't see the improvement...

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

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in the UW football program under Sark, then I can't help you.

Under Willingham, UW had a 6-game losing streak every year (someone please fact this for me). Under Sark, it's a totally different story. Sark's cut that 6-game losing streak in half!!!11!

Yeah, that's right nega-Dawgs, Sark only has a 3-game losing streak each year he's been at UW and if you take away each time Oregon scores more than 21 more points against UW and it would be a totally different story!!1!!

2009 (4-game losing streak)
Sat 10/17/2009 @ Arizona St. 17 - 24 L
Sat 10/24/2009 OREGON 19 - 43 L
Sat 11/07/2009 @ UCLA 23 - 24 L
Sat 11/14/2009 @ Oregon St. 21 - 48 L

In Sark's defense, if the premiere defensive coordinator doesn't pull a Kent Baer circa 2007 Apple Cup, this would only be a 3-gamre streak. And of course, if Sark wasn't a complete idiot, he would've fed the ball to Chris Polk in the 2nd half vs. UCLA and won that game by 10-14 points. But he's the best play caller in 'Merica!

2010 (3-game streak) Improvement bitches!!!
Sat 10/23/2010 @ Arizona 14 - 44 L
Sat 10/30/2010 STANFORD 0 - 41 L
Sat 11/06/2010 @ Oregon 16 - 53 L

It's improvement only if you don't pay attention to the actual scoreboard.

2011 (3-game streak) Sark's fucking consistent!!
Sat 11/05/2011 OREGON 17 - 34 L
Sat 11/12/2011 @ Southern California 17 - 40 L
Sat 11/19/2011 @ Oregon St. 21 - 38 L

More blowouts but Sark fixed that by firing his best friend!!

2012 yup, you guess it, another 3-game losing streak.
Sat 10/06/2012 @ Oregon 21 - 52 L
Sat 10/13/2012 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 14 - 24 L
Sat 10/20/2012 @ Arizona 17 - 52 L

Huh, what did I say, he decreased the blowout losses from 3 to 2 in year. We're BACK!!!!
 
That might be the longest poast I’ve ever made.

Thanks General Nacho!

I've been reading it over and I'm not sure if it's technically gifted writing or not.

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