I think Kim is gay for Johnny Durocher.

Not gay, but he reveres him greatly as a ladies man.
 
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Back in 2005 when Stanback was struggling, Kim was hyping Durocher and saying he was a good QB. Being gay for him has to be the explanation.
 
Yep, Kim has been all over this guys sack for years and years. What the fuck did he do exactly?

When Johnny D departed Eugene (i.e. left in a huff because he was never gonna see the field due to his, at best, D-III talent) he was reputed to have burned all his Oregon gear. Hearing that Kim immediately ejaculated and has been stalking JD ever since.
 
Causation:

Durocher thinks he's too good for Oregon, leaves for Washington.

Thus

Washington > Oregon

Simple Doog logic
 
Kim's gay? So these stories of bananas, blondes, and HAWT interns were just fairy tales?

I might just have to LEAVE!
 
Kim's gay? So these stories of bananas, blondes, and HAWT interns were just fairy tales?

I might just have to LEAVE!

No, they're all true. He just never specified that the hot blonde and intern were guys
 
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