I read these boreds while pooping

[PatHadenFS]

...but tonight it's not helping. Post harder, doogs.

I'm gonna go drink some whisky. That'll do the trick.

 

[PurpleBaze]

I'm surprised you have anything left in you after taking that huge dump on USC by hiring Sark.

Was that the gut feeling you were talking about? The urge to take a shit on SC's football program?!

 

[LevelPar]

Metamucil.....fiber solves all problems.

 

[uw2010]

Here you go

 

[PurpleBaze]

That's one of the scariest fucking pictures, ever.

 

[Haid_D_Salaami]

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

That's one of the scariest fucking pictures, ever.

That beard supports its own ecosystem.

 

[PurpleBaze]

That beard supports its own ecosystem.

Well, with all the tortilla chip crumbs that end up in that thing, there is plenty of food to go around for the organisms living in there.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

That beard supports its own ecosystem.

Well, with all the tortilla chip crumbs that end up in that thing, there is plenty of food to go around for the organisms living in there.

Abundance

 

[poc81]

So, a quick google search of "absolute mustard" indicates that it's a youth soccer camp……..

 

[uw2010]

So, a quick google search of "absolute mustard" indicates that it's a youth soccer camp……..

Even worse that it says "jack the lad" underneath the logo on the shirt.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

So, a quick google search of "absolute mustard" indicates that it's a youth soccer camp……..

That explains the kid kicking the soccer ball on his shirt.

 

[loadsock]

The upper part of his beard owns stock in 5 Guys Burgers. I think I see a bag of Doritos hiding near the bottom.

 

[BiggusDickus]