I like to be a smoker..

[MikeDamone]

and every time I laugh, it trails off into a coughing fit. Then I like to suggest maybe I'm getting a cold... I like to do that.

 

[TommySQC]

I like to pretend I was duped by big tobacco.

 

[RoadDawg55]

"Huh." - Don Draper

 

[Swaye]

If you are going to tell me that the cigarette industry lied to me about how healthy cigs are, you won't last long here.