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4. Hawks fans are also predominantly Washington Huskies fans, who are the worst fan base in sports. To put it into perspective, I attend UW, and this fan base has driven me to root for the Mike Leach Closet Farmhands a hundred miles away. They embellish Steve Sarkisian as some sort of Nick Saban clone, when his ceiling has been established the last 3 years as being 7-6 and an asskicking in a shitty bowl game. They worship thugs like Jerramy Stevens and Austin Sefarian-Jenkins, all the while praising the positive culture Sark has installed. He did learn from the best after all. If you put a Husky fan in charge of the Seahawks for a day, they would do everything in their power to finalize a Russell Wilson for Jake Locker (aka Tebow of the West, except somehow shittier) trade, because they love his sub 50 completion percentage and his ability to not suck against Nebraska.
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Disagree.

Locker plays with TITS every Sunday and Tebow is playing with alter boys because of all that spare time he has now. The path of Jesus F. Christ is rarely a straight line after all.
 
4. Hawks fans are also predominantly Washington Huskies fans, who are the worst fan base in sports. To put it into perspective, I attend UW, and this fan base has driven me to root for the Mike Leach Closet Farmhands a hundred miles away. They embellish Steve Sarkisian as some sort of Nick Saban clone, when his ceiling has been established the last 3 years as being 7-6 and an asskicking in a shitty bowl game. They worship thugs like Jerramy Stevens and Austin Sefarian-Jenkins, all the while praising the positive culture Sark has installed. He did learn from the best after all. If you put a Husky fan in charge of the Seahawks for a day, they would do everything in their power to finalize a Russell Wilson for Jake Locker (aka Tebow of the West, except somehow shittier) trade, because they love his sub 50 completion percentage and his ability to not suck against Nebraska.
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Disagree.

Locker plays with TITS every Sunday and Tebow is playing with alter boys because of all that spare time he has now. The path of Jesus F. Christ is rarely a straight line after all.
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Jake Locker got married as soon as he became an NFL QB. There's more proof he is dumber than a bag of hammers. His wife is okay, nothing special. Hopefully, Locker has a couple hoes on the side. If not, "You get one vagina for the rest of your life Jake. Real smart, Jake. Way to work it through."

 
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Disagree.

Locker plays with TITS every Sunday and Tebow is playing with alter boys because of all that spare time he has now. The path of Jesus F. Christ is rarely a straight line after all.
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Jake Locker got married as soon as he became an NFL QB. There's more proof he is dumber than a bag of hammers. His wife is okay, nothing special. Hopefully, Locker has a couple hoes on the side. If not, "You get one vagina for the rest of your life Jake. Real smart, Jake. Way to work it through."
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If you had Hugh Millen comparing you to cleavage since your days as an innocent high school boy, you'd probably want to get off the market as quick as possible, too.

Besides, he's always got that milf on the side...
 
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