I was at my son's away soccer game, and the shitty town he was playing (which I happened to have grown up in...), and we passed the Arby's. I pointed out that I was mostly made out of that shit back in high school, as I used a buy a meal and get a second sandwich card to pick up two half-pound sandwiches about twice per week. Another player and his mom were carpooling down with us, and after the game we got to discussing where to stop for lunch. My wife and I were the only two of the six of us in the van who had ever been to Arby's, but the story on the way down had him intrigued, so he insisted on trying it out.
So we rock up to the drivethrough, wife and I both order disgusting "roast beef" sandwiches like actual human beings, and it it gets to the four first-timers who all order some form of chicken[/b].
I almost forced them all out and left them there. Who the fuck orders chicken at Arby's?
