How much can I pay you to get rid of those ads?

droggins

droggins

New Fish
Those "results" ads have got to be the worst, or am I too stoned? I have to avoid them when scrolling. What's your price?
 
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PM me a check for $20 I can hook you up with links to all the hottest ad blocking extensions for your browser
 
Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.
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The Googleweb's Big Data Hive know's everything you've clicked in your lifetime, and has segmented you, using a sophisticated stochastic algorithm, into a cohort of consumers that want to know about wrinkle creams and tablets, even if you don't realize you want to know. Their prediction of your behavior has a 99% confidence out to 3 standard deviations..... at least that's what they convinced the people that pay for those ads.
 
Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.
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The Googleweb's Big Data Hive know's everything you've clicked in your lifetime, and has segmented you, using a sophisticated stochastic algorithm, into a cohort of consumers that want to know about wrinkle creams and tablets, even if you don't realize you want to know. Their prediction of your behavior has a 99% confidence out to 3 standard deviations..... at least that's what they convinced the people that pay for those ads.
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Capitalist pigs
 
Those "results" ads have got to be the worst, or am I too stoned? I have to avoid them when scrolling. What's your price?
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Fuck you need to learn to ignore shit. I barely noticed.

 
Just deal with it dude, fuck o dear!. Go to dawgman and try to navigate around that maze. Choose your battles and please choose to toss off...right on back to Kimmy's bosom ya snot nosed bitch.

Fuck, bring back the draft. At least then I would feel for you and your sobbing. Of course I'd root for your selection and a quick flight to a gook- loaded bush!
 
Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.
Click to expand...

The Googleweb's Big Data Hive know's everything you've clicked in your lifetime, and has segmented you, using a sophisticated stochastic algorithm, into a cohort of consumers that want to know about wrinkle creams and tablets, even if you don't realize you want to know. Their prediction of your behavior has a 99% confidence out to 3 standard deviations..... at least that's what they convinced the people that pay for those ads.
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Capitalist pigs
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They provide fairly good jobs to all of the folks with PhDs in fields like Stats, Econ, Quant. Marketing, Operations Research, etc.
 
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