Hottest Actress Tournament Round 1 (2005- present) - #5 January Jones vs #12 Jessica Pare

[YellowSnow]

 

[YellowSnow]

 

[pawz]

How did these two even make the tourney?

 

[dnc]

Neil Sedaka said it best

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

The Battle of the Draper Wives

Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?

Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!

 

[RaceBannon]

The Battle of the Draper Wives

Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?

Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!

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I had no idea Pare was wafe 2. What a shitty pic. I would have voted for her

 

[YellowSnow]

The Battle of the Draper Wives

Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?

Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!

View attachment 39359

I had no idea Pare was wafe 2. What a shitty pic. I would have voted for her

I guess GQ has shitty taste in pics.

I envision this as @DerekJohnson 's ideal party.

 

[FireCohen]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

 

[YellowSnow]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

There are always glaring omissions in every tournament. We used our one mulligan for a play in game to get her in.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The Battle of the Draper Wives

Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?

Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!

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People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.

Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!

 

[FireCohen]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.

I thought we were measuring hotness not acting ability

 

[YellowSnow]

The Battle of the Draper Wives

Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?

Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!

View attachment 39359

People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.

Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.

So if Emmanuelle knocks off Margot and makes it to the Round of 16, she could end up with a very high seed in Sweet 16 re-shuffle. This will be based on Round 1 and 2 overall performance.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.

I thought we were measuring hotness not acting ability

You can quit participating anytime you'd like if it causes you that much grief, pain and anguish.

LWS,FO

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The Battle of the Draper Wives

Can I start posting gifs of Jon Hamm now?

Heh. I don’t need permission!!!!

View attachment 39359

People are starting to pick up on the first round matchups.

Wait until we re-shuffle the regions.

So if Emmanuelle knocks off Margot and makes it to the Round of 16, she could end up with a very high seed in Sweet 16 re-shuffle. This will be based on Round 1 and 2 overall performance.

And sex tapes.

 

[NoWarningJustDawg]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!

nobody else would call it MASSIVE, but then you've always been very kind. Thank you.
You have a good day DDJ.

 

[Doogles]

This was decided before even seeing what Jessica Pare looked like.

I love January Jones since my youthen days, though she will struggle in later rounds because she seems too porcelain and up tight to be fun in bed.

 

[pawz]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

JFC! WE GET IT! YOU ALL HAVE A MASSIVE HARD ON FOR THIS EMMANUELLE CHICK!!!!!

It sounds like you care.

 

[pawz]

How did Jessica get a higher seeding than Emmanuelle???

Didn't make the cut auditioning for Mad Men. wellbye.gif, Emmanuelle.

I thought we were measuring hotness not acting ability

You can quit participating anytime you'd like if it causes you that much grief, pain and anguish.

LWS,FO

@FireCohen IR, YK