Holy shit, I just figured it out.

Alright you basement-dwelling incels, hear me out: It's suddenly obvious to me how UW is funding its NIL program and keeping all those NFL guys from going pro.

Step 1: Distribute the mediocre donations the boosters are willing to part with.
Step 2: ASU+28 and under 59.5.
Step 3: Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Step 4: Well, we all just saw step 4.

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