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Gladstone

Gladstone

New Fish
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1. ADJ
2. ADJ
3. Verb+ed
4. ADJ
5. past tense verb
6. noun
7. ADJ
8. ADJ
9. Noun
10. ADJ
11. Noun
12. Noun
13. Plural Noun
14. verb+ing
15. adj
16. verb+ing
17. noun
18. name of any UW AD
19. verb+ed
20. adj
21. noun
22. plural noun
23. verb+ed
24. type of position in football
25. Any bowl game

I'll fill in the story for whoever replies first

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~~ PART 1 ~~

1. ADJ
2. ADJ
3. Verb+ed
4. ADJ
5. past tense verb
6. noun
7. ADJ
8. ADJ
9. Noun
10. ADJ
11. Noun
12. Noun
13. Plural Noun
14. verb+ing
15. adj
16. verb+ing
17. noun
18. name of any UW AD
19. verb+ed
20. adj
21. noun
22. plural noun
23. verb+ed
24. type of position in football
25. Any bowl game

I'll fill in the story for whoever replies first

((((to be continued)))))
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Please don't.
 
Why not
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1. slick
2. sloppy
3. buried
4. shitty
5. popped off
6. Boobs or Harv
7. hawt
8. juicy
9. cunt waffle
10. too long; didn't read
11. teen boy stockers
12. pie
13. futt fuckers
14. pissing
15. fucking stupid
16. jacking off
17. sweatpants boner
18. Babs
19. bullied
20. fatty
21. 'Lil Kim
22. doogs
23. Sarked
24. tight end
25. Alamo Bowel

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Haha! DNC wins:

The downfall of the once-slick Husky program began when the sloppy Don James was buried as coach in 1993. His AD, Will "shitty" Gerberding, popped off completely under the Harv and sold the program out to the NCAA. Following James' hawt departure, the UW hired Jim "juicy" Lambright. Although he was a cunt waffle, Lambo's reputation was that of a too long; didn't read-type of teen boy stocker. Pie was his forte. Unfortunately, his futt fuckers lacked consistency and his pissing decision-making was fucking stupid. His teams favored a jacking off style, despite having personnel not conducive towards a sweatpants boner. Soon, Babs bullied him -- and hired Rick "fatty" Neuheisal in his stead. Rick's 'Lil Kim was decidedly more different than that of Lambo's doogs. He Sarked his offense to his tight end and by year 2 he had secured a mighty Alamo Bowel victory.

~~~~ Part 2 To Be Continued ~~~~
 
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Haha! DNC wins:

The downfall of the once-slick Husky program began when the sloppy Don James was buried as coach in 1993. His AD, Will "shitty" Gerberding, popped off completely under the Harv and sold the program out to the NCAA. Following James' hawt departure, the UW hired Jim "juicy" Lambright. Although he was a cunt waffle, Lambo's reputation was that of a too long; didn't read-type of teen boy stocker. Pie was his forte. Unfortunately, his futt fuckers lacked consistency and his pissing decision-making was fucking stupid. His teams favored a jacking off style, despite having personnel not conducive towards a sweatpants boner. Soon, Babs bullied him -- and hired Rick "fatty" Neuheisal in his stead. Rick's 'Lil Kim was decidedly more different than that of Lambo's doogs. He Sarked his offense to his tight end and by year 2 he had secured a mighty Alamo Bowel victory.

~~~~ Part 2 To Be Continued ~~~~
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The irony of Lambo as cunt waffle should give us an epic PLSS rant.

 
I hate to admit it, but I am looking forward to part two.
 
(((((part 2))))))) shorter because of emos complaining about length

1. NOUN
2. verb+ed
3. Football position
4. ADJ
5. ADJ
6. NOUN
7. verb+ed
8. NOUN
9. PLURAL NOUN
10. verb+ed
11. name
12. verb+ing
13. NCAA sport
14. verb+ing
15. Exclamation
16. any number
 
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Gerberding was president. Mike Lude was AD.
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When shit went down in 1993 Lude was long gone though or that never would have happened.

Gerberding forcing Lude out in 1990 paved the way for UW getting butt fucked in 1993.
 
1. Rusty conical cheese grater
2. skewered
3. Kicker
4. moist
5. pungent
6. wheelchair
7. plungered
8. cripple fight
9. nachos
10. decapitated
11. PL_SS
12. rolling
13. SEC Football
14. pill-popping
15. LEAVE!!!11!!
16. 7
 
That proved to be the high rusty conical cheese grater mark of fatty's career, UW or otherwise. Inconsistency skewered the Husky program for the next two years. Kicker recruiting took a moist fall. Although Cody "pungent" Pickett broke several wheelchair records, losses plungered his tenure. Fatty's cripple fight with San Francisco 49er management about the nachos job eventually decapitated the UW AD, PL_SS. So when he was caught rolling in an SEC Football pool, the AD pill-popped him. But LEAVE!!!11!!, the 2003 season was a mere 7 months away.

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That proved to be the high rusty conical cheese grater mark of fatty's career, UW or otherwise. Inconsistency skewered the Husky program for the next two years. Kicker recruiting took a moist fall. Although Cody "pungent" Pickett broke several wheelchair records, losses plungered his tenure. Fatty's cripple fight with San Francisco 49er management about the nachos job eventually decapitated the UW AD, PL_SS. So when he was caught rolling in an SEC Football pool, the AD pill-popped him. But LEAVE!!!11!!, the 2003 season was a mere 7 months away.

~~~~~to be continued~~~~~~
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Lol at PL_SS being the AD.

 
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