HGTV Tiny House Hunters

[RaceBannon]

 

[BennyBeaver]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

Do you order JUMBO shrimp?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Uncle @RaceBannon - I've been meaning to ax you about Windy City Rehab.

She's got kind of a m'eh face - but, my god, Alison Victoria has a spectacular rack.

 

[YellowSnow]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

When I get off of this mountain, I tell you where I want to go...

 

[RaceBannon]

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Uncle @RaceBannon - I've been meaning to ax you about Windy City Rehab.

She's got kind of a m'eh face - but, my god, Alison Victoria has a spectacular rack.

Yes

 

[BennyBeaver]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

When I get off of this mountain, I tell you where I want to go...

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed me.

 

[YellowSnow]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

When I get off of this mountain, I tell you where I want to go...

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed me.

Do you require an explanation I take it?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

When I get off of this mountain, I tell you where I want to go...

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed me.

Do you require an explanation I take it?

Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus 'cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town
Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spends his days counting
In a garage by the motorway

 

[BennyBeaver]

@CrippleCreekDwag true?

I've watched those tiny house shows a few tims. You know what drives me nuts about them?

Inevitably during the tour of the tiny ass shed they want to live in, one of or both of the fucking retards will say: "It's so big" in regards to the kitchen, for example. Or the cabinets. Or "There's sooo much storage."

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

By definition nothing is big IN A TINY FUCKING HOUSE! STFU! DIAFF!

/rant

When I get off of this mountain, I tell you where I want to go...

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed me.

Do you require an explanation I take it?

Nope

 

[YellowSnow]

@RaceBannon why does Neil Young have a song called Cripple Creek Ferry if the town is like 9500 ft up in the Rockies?

 

[RaceBannon]

Probably for the alliteration
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cripple_Creek