Hey Woody; Duke has a better football team than U

In Sarks 5th year. It still blows my mind that we are unranked in year 5. Thaf is the most telling fact of all. Un fucking ranked after 5 years. Im back on the USC wagon. They are better than UW after 3 PUNISHING years of sanctions and a mid-season coaching change
 
In Serks 5t yeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! It steell bloos my meend thet ve-a ere-a unrunked in yeer 5. Thet is zee must telleeng fect ooff ell. Un foockeeng runked effter 5 yeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Im beck oon zee USC vegun. Bork bork bork! Zeey ere-a better thun UV effter 3 POoNISHING yeers ooff suncshuns und a meed-seesun cuecheeng chunge-a
 
It's not about this year anyways. Next year, we have a bunch of returning starters and Sark gives us the best chance to get to the Rose Bowl. If we hire a new coach, we will have to start all over.
 
I'm hearing next year is Sark's year because he'll have Miles.

I'm also hearing that you can't expect Sark to beat UCLA on the road because he had Miles!
 
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