Here's an idea

[whatshouldicareabout]

1. Fire Johnathan Smith

2. Hire Arizona's TE coach, the main guy recruiting Eletise, thereby ensuring he'll flip to UW

Bam, problem fucking solved.

 

[CuntWaffle]

500k and a boat?

 

[Meek]

500k and a boat?

and a coffee cup after a massive burger at the Ram?

 

[Doogles]

500k and a boat?

and a coffee cup after a massive burger at the Ram?

Wear a tuxedo t-shirt and take him to Dick's. That's how @HeretoBeatmyChest sealed the potatoe commitment.

 

[DerekJohnson]

 

[FremontTroll]

I think we'd be better off stealing their recruiting coordinator. That guy never stops working.

Do we have a recruiting coordinator?

 

[guntlove]

I think we'd be better off stealing their recruiting coordinator. That guy never stops working.

Do we have a recruiting coordinator?

Yes.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

Here's a question. Has anyone ever heard of our little Babushka on the recruiting trail? Or any recruit talking about their relationship with him?

 

[OZONE]

Why are you guys so down?

You just got a 6'1" center, rated 2 stars.

 

[MisterEm]

Why are you guys so down?

You just got a 6'1" center, rated 2 stars.

Add roid program. Instant Olin or Stan Empterman. Clearly.

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