Here we GO!

[doogie]

http://www.cactusleague.com/mariners.php

Side note, was next to Safeco today. Seattle Bike cop was guarding the Bat. No shit. In addition, a private security guard scanned in next to the Cop. They chatted for a second then Mr. Guard proceeds to walk up to the Bat and stroke it as if giving it a handjob.

If only Seattle cared more about Winning than a fucking statue.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The season is over

 

[Captain_Insano]

I've never heard of a relief catcher before. Did you bat clean up?

 

[doogie]

The season is over

Wasn’t obvious?

 

[greenblood]

The season is over

They're tied for first

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The season is over

They're tied for last

 

[greenblood]

The season is over

They're tied for last

Abundance

 

[Captain_Insano]

I watched the WS last year. The balls were probably pumped with flubber, but I fell back in love with the sport that the loser Mariners ruined. Shame about my Yankees, though. Next year. Dynasties never rest.

 

[doogie]

Your Yankees just traded for Russell Wilson, so you have that going for you

 

[PineapplePirate]

Who else read the thread title in Tony Romo’s voice?

 

[greenblood]

Mariners with another great off season signing....
https://www.seattletimes.com/sports...-surgery-to-remove-bone-spur-from-right-hand/

And they knew about it before hand...

Mariners gonna Mariner

 

[Hippopeteamus]

The season is over

The mariners should just take up Finnish Baseball instead:

In what other sport can this happen and the ball still be in play?

 

[doogie]

Starting pitcher goes down with injury.

did NOT see that coming. Shocked

 

[greenblood]

Starting pitcher goes down with injury.

did NOT see that coming. Shocked

This franchise has full blown AIDS

 

[doogie]

Good news, only 8 players out with injury so far this spring.

Scott Service still hoping to get 30 starts from king Felix this season

 

[2001400ex]

The season is over

The mariners should just take up Finnish Baseball instead:

In what other sport can this happen and the ball still be in play?

Golf.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Dipoto and Servais will be lucky to make it to next year. TSIO

 

[PurpleThrobber]

NOGAF about the Mariners.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

The season is over

The mariners should just take up Finnish Baseball instead:

In what other sport can this happen and the ball still be in play?

Golf.

When does golf have hot Finnish women diving into the water?

 

[doogie]

Never in #metoo America