Here is the real worry now...

[Swaye]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

 

[FireCohen]

Wow we are fucked

 

[Swaye]

I'm sure we will be fine with Haener and his cannon arm back there.

 

[hardhat]

I'm hearing that he and Nansen were drinking buddies back in the day and that they text and facetime a lot

 

[bananasnblondes]

@Baseman. What are your sources telling you?

 

[hardhat]

@Baseman. What are your sources telling you?

Baseman is on special undercover assignment on this one. He'll provide an update when it's safe.

 

[backthepack]

The center has received new information regarding Mr. Sirmon and his involvement with SC.

 

[Passion]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

Any chance they'll offer a job to Jake Haener's dad?

 

[Swaye]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

Any chance they'll offer a job to Jake Haener's dad?

I've been dancing around my backyard in a headdress for the last week trying to make this happen. Nothing. It did rain though. Which collapsed the roof on my trailer. Fuck.

 

[backthepack]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

Any chance they'll offer a job to Jake Haener's dad?

The center has found no use for source "Haener" anymore and has directed agent Phillip to eliminate him.

 

[DugtheDoog]

I'm sure we will be fine with Haener and his cannon arm back there.

Fuck that. Rich Rodriguez is really going to surprise. Saw him holding the clipboard in the #peachbowl and was impressed. He looks like he's bulked his 6-2 frame up to around 155. Pretty sure I heard he can now bench the bar

 

[Dawgtona]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

Any chance they'll offer a job to Jake Haener's dad?

I've been dancing around my backyard in a headdress for the last week trying to make this happen. Nothing. It did rain though. Which collapsed the roof on my trailer. Fuck.

But what does Spirit Horse have to say?

 

[Quietcowskee]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

Any chance they'll offer a job to Jake Haener's dad?

His mom was offered an alternative facts reporter job

 

[kh83]

Sorry about the trailer but I found you this at Target to replace it

 

[Swaye]

That Professor Sirmon has really been eyeing a tough to get faculty job with USC.

Any chance they'll offer a job to Jake Haener's dad?

I've been dancing around my backyard in a headdress for the last week trying to make this happen. Nothing. It did rain though. Which collapsed the roof on my trailer. Fuck.

But what does Spirit Horse have to say?

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[Baseman]

@Baseman. What are your sources telling you?

Baseman is on special undercover assignment on this one. He'll provide an update when he feels like it.

Yes.