Here are the (realistic) options that, as a Duck, scare me

[ntxduck]

1. DeRuyter
2. Bohl

Both would definitely take the job and both, IMO, would do very, very well. I want DeRuyter after Helfrich is fired (please God) after next season. Of course, that means Woodward will not look at either.

 

[Fenwick]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

 

[mobey]

I can't take this seriously without Ty on the list.

1. DeRuyter
2. Bohl

Both would definitely take the job and both, IMO, would do very, very well. I want DeRuyter after Helfrich is fired (please God) after next season. Of course, that means Woodward will not look at either.

 

[Haid_D_Salaami]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

 

[RoadDawg55]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

 

[Haid_D_Salaami]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Construction...heavy equipment operator. But yeah we worked in the Bakken, building roads and shit. What a miserable fucking shithole.

The upside was that there was plenty of.....ahem, entertainment. The woman there are easier than cooking TV dinners. And amazingly, most of them have all their teeth. The only reason I can see to stay in ND....

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Lot lizzard

 

[Haid_D_Salaami]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Construction...heavy equipment operator. But yeah we worked in the Bakken, building roads and shit. What a miserable fucking shithole.

The upside was that there was plenty of.....ahem, entertainment. The woman there are easier than cooking TV dinners. And amazingly, most of them have all their teeth. The only reason I can see to stay in ND....

pics of the "ahem, entertainment" or GTFO

Alas when you're hip deep in teen hookers and blow, a camera is the last thing on your mind. Trust me...or take a trip there for yourself.

 

[DeepPurple]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Construction...heavy equipment operator. But yeah we worked in the Bakken, building roads and shit. What a miserable fucking shithole.

The upside was that there was plenty of.....ahem, entertainment. The woman there are easier than cooking TV dinners. And amazingly, most of them have all their teeth. The only reason I can see to stay in ND....

pics of the "ahem, entertainment" or GTFO

Alas when you're hip deep in teen hookers and blow, a camera is the last thing on your mind. Trust me...or take a trip there for yourself.

First you said they were easy. Now they are hookers? Dayum... any chick is "easy" if she's a hooker and you have a grip of $20s

 

[sarktastic]

why would they scare you? if any UW coach turns out to be worth a shit, Uncle Phil can just buy them, right?

 

[Haid_D_Salaami]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Construction...heavy equipment operator. But yeah we worked in the Bakken, building roads and shit. What a miserable fucking shithole.

The upside was that there was plenty of.....ahem, entertainment. The woman there are easier than cooking TV dinners. And amazingly, most of them have all their teeth. The only reason I can see to stay in ND....

pics of the "ahem, entertainment" or GTFO

Alas when you're hip deep in teen hookers and blow, a camera is the last thing on your mind. Trust me...or take a trip there for yourself.

First you said they were easy. Now they are hookers? Dayum... any chick is "easy" if she's a hooker and you have a grip of $20s

Thank you fucking capt obvious. Pro tip: all chicks are hookers if there is money around. Even some faggot in his mom's basement, with a boner in his sweat pants knows that shit...

HTH

 

[DeepPurple]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Construction...heavy equipment operator. But yeah we worked in the Bakken, building roads and shit. What a miserable fucking shithole.

The upside was that there was plenty of.....ahem, entertainment. The woman there are easier than cooking TV dinners. And amazingly, most of them have all their teeth. The only reason I can see to stay in ND....

pics of the "ahem, entertainment" or GTFO

Alas when you're hip deep in teen hookers and blow, a camera is the last thing on your mind. Trust me...or take a trip there for yourself.

First you said they were easy. Now they are hookers? Dayum... any chick is "easy" if she's a hooker and you have a grip of $20s

Thank you fucking capt obvious. Pro tip: all chicks are hookers if there is money around. Even some faggot in his mom's basement, with a boner in his sweat pants knows that shit...

HTH

Lol, Pro? So then, comparatively, what makes ND chicks easy? They don't require as many $20s?

Face it, your made up schtick wasn't well thought out... just admit it and move on.

 

[Haid_D_Salaami]

Bohl is efficient smashmouth footballer. He loves the BIson, so...

I'd love to have Bohl, his resume is impressive....but I've worked in North Dakota. And If he isn't doing everything he can, up to and including breaking the law, to get the fuck out of North Dakota....he's a goddamned retard and WDWHA. Case closed!

Oil rig?

Construction...heavy equipment operator. But yeah we worked in the Bakken, building roads and shit. What a miserable fucking shithole.

The upside was that there was plenty of.....ahem, entertainment. The woman there are easier than cooking TV dinners. And amazingly, most of them have all their teeth. The only reason I can see to stay in ND....

pics of the "ahem, entertainment" or GTFO

Alas when you're hip deep in teen hookers and blow, a camera is the last thing on your mind. Trust me...or take a trip there for yourself.

First you said they were easy. Now they are hookers? Dayum... any chick is "easy" if she's a hooker and you have a grip of $20s

Thank you fucking capt obvious. Pro tip: all chicks are hookers if there is money around. Even some faggot in his mom's basement, with a boner in his sweat pants knows that shit...

HTH

Lol, Pro? So then, comparatively, what makes ND chicks easy? They don't require as many $20s?

Face it, your made up schtick wasn't well thought out... just admit it and move on.

Burrrrrrrrn!

 

[HFNY]

DeRuyter was more competitive against Oregon in Eugene than Sarkisian ever was down there or even up here.

 

[ntxduck]

DeRuyter was more competitive against Oregon in Eugene than Sarkisian ever was down there or even up here.

True...and in Year 1, no less