Heard a funny joke today

beautiful lady gets on an elevator and Trump is on it

She offers him a BJ

Trumps says "What's in it for me?"

better joke
 
Blonde brunette and a Red head walk into a bar.

Barkeep to Red head "what will you have?"
Red head ...."Bud"
Barkeep... Budweiser?
Red head " Yeah duh!"

Barkeep to Brunette.. "How about you?"
Brunette "I'll have a JD and Coke "
Bar keep "Jack Daniels?"
Brunette " Yeah Duh!

Barkeep to Blonde. "And you Ma'am?"
Blonde "Oh I'll have a Fifteen"
Barkeep Ma'am, I'm sorry I don't know what that is.
Blonde It's a Seven and 7 Duuuuuhhh!
 
Q: How do you get Trump off a hooker?

A: With a crane. [/s] Tell him she's running for 2nd VP term.[/b]

Come on, you know that’s funny.
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Fixed it for ya.
 
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