Heads Up Deplorable Degenerates

I was able to sham sham shammy sham my way into Pomona with top 20% GPA and top 1% SAT.

The thing is, a good essay goes a long, long way. I guess kids now are filming videos and doing all kinds of shit. Only do that sort of thing if you have a good schtick. Fly out to Virginia and pretend that @Marsupial_Guernica was your work maybe.

The cooger is giving good advice. I would also say that remember that college is only 4 years. Seems like a long time now, but 4 years will be the blink of an eye by the end of your twenties. Moral of that story is - you can go East to get a good degree, and come back West for grad school or job, because we're all insecure out West. I went to Pomona and not Dartmouth or Amherst because I didn't want to live in the snowy tundra of New England. At times I wonder if I gave something up what with the greater name recognition and snob-ties of those schools. Of course, I'd be an even more insufferable prick if I had.

Probably be even gayer, too.
 
Last edited:
its like revenge of the nerds around here.

I went to asu because I wanted to get pussy. And got paid to do it.

If you to a school for undergrad that is slightly bigger than your high school you are a massive faggot.

And undergrad is stupid anyway. Go to a good grad school.
Click to expand...

You think this because you are stupid.

You were stupid before you went to ASU. That's ok. Most people are stupid at 18.

But you're still stupid because you went to ASU.

That's why you think this.

See? :wink:

PS: I don't find fault with every part of your analysis. Just most of it.
Click to expand...

My dad went to Arizona State to play baseball and get bitches back in the day. Before my other dad seduced him. That's essentially what undergrad is if you do it right and make up for it with some sort of advanced gas pumping degree.
 

Ehh I took a few AP's.
Click to expand...

Well, my parting advice on this is, the application fee may seem like a lot, but relative to what you're doing it's not.

Take a flyer on Whitman. It's a really good school.
Click to expand...

Bum fuck Walla Walla though.
Click to expand...

Eh, yeah. A lot of the really good LACs are in bum fuck places. Middelbury isn't exactly metropolitan. Ever been to Hanover?

Whitman will set you up well for graduate school. Those kids do well and they have a very strong alumni network in Seattle.
Click to expand...

Let us not forget the greatest all time ode to LAC's in BFE. I once started singing this to a chick on a date upon learning she was a Bard alumni.
 
Last edited:
1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
 
Last edited:
Do I hear AP course smack talk???

Have enough AP credit to be a sophomore after 1 quarter at UW THEN pop off.

Yes, including Stats. And US History and Government.

Anyway, who gives a shit, that was a long time ago, but AP credits are a lot cheaper than tuition.
 
1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
Click to expand...

You been out of college too long. #4 is way too much effort nowadays. With Tinder etc., if you can't get laid without even leaving your dorm room, you have 0 game.
 
1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
Click to expand...

You been out of college too long. #4 is way too much effort nowadays. With Tinder etc., if you can't get laid without even leaving your dorm room, you have 0 game.
Click to expand...

Meh. Boring.

Wheres the fucking creativity?!
 
1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
Click to expand...

Lol I want to go into the biology field.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top