Hardcore Husky poster reveals the "bathroom trick" that made him feel years younger

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My favorite bathroom trick is that if you push up on your taint with your finger after posting, you won't dribble in your pants. Works every time
 
My favorite bathroom trick is that if you push up on your taint with your finger after posting, you won't dribble in your pants. Works every time
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This is why i cant wear khakis
 
My favorite bathroom trick is that if you push up on your taint with your finger after posting, you won't dribble in your pants. Works every time
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Oops, should have been pissing, not posting, but both are true
 
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
 
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