HANG THE BANNER!!!!!

[chuck]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

I thought so but it's nice to get confirmation from someone who knows.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

I thought so but it's nice to get confirmation from someone who knows.

I have 3 kids under 8. I know. My son puked all over his two year old sister Sunday night. Thankfully, she had a fleece blanket on her and nothing got through. She didn’t even wake up lol. I’d take that over me splattering the wall and floor with shit all day every day

 

[haie]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

I thought so but it's nice to get confirmation from someone who knows.

I have 3 kids under 8. I know. My son puked all over his two year old sister Sunday night. Thankfully, she had a fleece blanket on her and nothing got through. She didn’t even wake up lol. I’d take that over me splattering the wall and floor with shit all day every day

My 2 yo and 4 yo just wrestle each other all day until the 2 yo hits his head on the wood floor or something else and then goes and tells on him that "Baby HIT!! Baby PUSHED!!!" like he hasn't been doing all of those things himself.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

I thought so but it's nice to get confirmation from someone who knows.

I have 3 kids under 8. I know. My son puked all over his two year old sister Sunday night. Thankfully, she had a fleece blanket on her and nothing got through. She didn’t even wake up lol. I’d take that over me splattering the wall and floor with shit all day every day

My 2 yo and 4 yo just wrestle each other all day until the 2 yo hits his head on the wood floor or something else and then goes and tells on him that "Baby HIT!! Baby PUSHED!!!" like he hasn't been doing all of those things himself.

That sounds exactly like something my two year old would do. She’s manipulative and mean

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

I thought so but it's nice to get confirmation from someone who knows.

I have 3 kids under 8. I know. My son puked all over his two year old sister Sunday night. Thankfully, she had a fleece blanket on her and nothing got through. She didn’t even wake up lol. I’d take that over me splattering the wall and floor with shit all day every day

My 2 yo and 4 yo just wrestle each other all day until the 2 yo hits his head on the wood floor or something else and then goes and tells on him that "Baby HIT!! Baby PUSHED!!!" like he hasn't been doing all of those things himself.

6 and 4. They only fight more now. At least they are figuring out how to lie about it better.

 

[Postal91]

I have 3 kids under 8. I know. My son puked all over his two year old sister Sunday night. Thankfully, she had a fleece blanket on her and nothing got through. She didn’t even wake up lol. I’d take that over me splattering the wall and floor with shit all day every day

I was at the Hayden Walmart tonight and stood next to a dad who appeared to be at the end of his sanity.... 2 yo daughter stuffing her face with cheetos while the older daughter joined in, and the father just letting the healthy eating dam break in exchange for a moment of sanity. It wasn't a scenario he wanted, but one that he was rolling with to stay in the bright light of his daughter's eyes.

I imagine in this scenario you go for what gives you the most sanity.... and that would be to make sure the poop hits the toilet, preferably in the toilet, unlike what you may see at the Cle Elum rest stop.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

I thought so but it's nice to get confirmation from someone who knows.

Turns out Feces isn’t quite the useless cunt Pup claimed.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

If I had to clean up my own shit splattered everywhere I'd probably choose to swallow a bottle of fentanyl instead. I'm keeping my ass over the toilet.

So much this. Cleaning up puke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning up shit.

Wait until your kids hit drinking age.

Those fucking fruity punch cocktails are a bitch.

 

[EwaDawg]

Me every time FishDuck poasts

If you had this situation what do you prioritize the shitting or throwing up?

Shit in the toilet, puke in the trash can

Wouldn't that be shit in the trash can and shit in the toilet (for you)?

Abundance.

 

[ntxduck]

Good God. Grasping at straws trying to prop up their losers. It’s sad to see how far Oregon has fallen.

Fischdick has always been a huge loser hth

 

[DucksFC]

Good God. Grasping at straws trying to prop up their losers. It’s sad to see how far Oregon has fallen.

Fischdick has always been a huge loser hth

his tears over Helfrich and Justin Wilcox are only rivaled by Fentress