Gus Malzahn

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BiggusDickus

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Pros:

- was probably the coaching brains behind Auburn's 2010 national championship
- won everywhere he's ever coached, including Arkansas fucking State
- took shitty Auburn team to 6-1 with a win over Johnny Fucking Football at Kyle Field
- wife is cray


Cons:

- Southern to the core, likely not a west coast guy
- dorky looking
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- took Michael Dyer at Arky State after Auburn kicked him out (who knew they even did that?)
 
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I prefer my coaches to be all sizzle, no steak.

#barkforsark
 
SEC Money >>>>> PAC 12 money sans Oregon and USC. If you guys think you can get him from Auburn, dream on. You really think UW is going to pay $4 million for a head coach? They won't even pay the new guy $3m. Stick to the non-AQ list.
 
SEC Money >>>>> PAC 12 money sans Oregon and USC. If you guys think you can get him from Auburn, dream on. You really think UW is going to pay $4 million for a head coach? They won't even pay the new guy $3m. Stick to the non-AQ list.
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Yes, I'm aware. Let me hope. Didn't The Shawshank Redemption teach you anything?
 
Any administration willing to go balls out and reach to steal a coach from a winning situation wouldn't be willing to tolerate 7-6, 7-6, 7-6, 7-6 (?). Those aren't the same people. Even if Sark goes, expect a very uninspired replacement.
 
Malzahn is actually one of the best offensive coaches in football, not a myth like Sark. I would love to get Malzahn, but it will never happen.
 
Malzahn almost lost to the Coogs at home, no thanks.
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Auburn has gone from 3-9 last year to 7-1 this year. They still don't have a good QB. The QB they are playing committed to Georgia as a DB, then went JC. They have beat Texas A&M as well.

 
The only reason a coach would leave Auburn for Washington (in today's environment) is because he hates accountability ...
 
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