Great perspective for restless Duck fans

3 takeaways from this article

1. Fuck her and her perspective with a rusty conical cheese grater
2. Her best friend's name is Shug Thwing? Sounds like a porn star with a lisp.
3. @dergolve wood hit it
 
Jack is gone, but Danby takes her best friend Shug Thwing to a home game every year for her birthday. This year, Shug turned 100 on Sept. 3, the same day Oregon beat UC Davis in the season opener.
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What in the actual fuck is a Shug Thwing?
 
When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.
 
When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.
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lol

Oregon and Arizona both suck

 
When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.
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They don't even have a real education and we are talking about apache helicopters?
 
When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.
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lol

Oregon and Arizona both suck
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They are basketball schools now. Well, one always was. The other just converted.
 
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I stopped reading when I got to this part:

"...Danby graduated from Washington State in 1938 and moved to Eugene with her husband..."

So this whole article is about a Coug who turned Duck just because she moved?!
 
I stopped reading when I got to this part:

"...Danby graduated from Washington State in 1938 and moved to Eugene with her husband..."

So this whole article is about a Coug who turned Duck just because she moved?!
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She's just a Cuog/Quook troll trying to make Husky fans look bad.
 
When Oregon sucked they shared a weight room with the student body. The players had to attend classes with normal students. The team room was the tunnel of the stadium. Etc.

They have the best of everything now. If you have an army on horseback with spears you live with failure. If you have an army with Abrahms tanks, Apache helicopters, and automatic weapons you change your expectations.
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@Dardanus is a duck!?!? TF???
 
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