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Ass built like a brick shithouse

Got damn, pods

6' tall, boss. She's number #1 currently in my WOOD Smash female athletes power rankings.

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You are 6’8” so you need a tall one right.

As a fellow tall man, need is not accurate

Spinners are arguably more fun

Depends if we're talking fornication (spinners=fun) or procreation. I'd argue spilling your seed in a spinner for the purpose of procreating is a waste of good DNA[/i][/b].

Yes. Hers.

Some weird kink around here. Too each there own I guess.
 

Ass built like a brick shithouse

Got damn, pods

6' tall, boss. She's number #1 currently in my WOOD Smash female athletes power rankings.

View attachment 60343

You are 6’8” so you need a tall one right.

As a fellow tall man, need is not accurate

Spinners are arguably more fun

Depends if we're talking fornication (spinners=fun) or procreation. I'd argue spilling your seed in a spinner for the purpose of procreating is a waste of good DNA.

My fun accidentally turned into pro. It wasn’t always tons of fun, at one point it was just fun. I hate I wasted good DNA with TOF but it wasn’t a waste because the heathens are awesome. That’s my argument and I’m sticking to it.
 
The Dutch speed skater chick is Jake Paul's current girlfriend. Tragic.

(I'm ashamed that I know that. I'll take a couple of days off from the internet now.)
 

Ass built like a brick shithouse

Got damn, pods

6' tall, boss. She's number #1 currently in my WOOD Smash female athletes power rankings.

View attachment 60343

You are 6’8” so you need a tall one right.

As a fellow tall man, need is not accurate

Spinners are arguably more fun

Depends if we're talking fornication (spinners=fun) or procreation. I'd argue spilling your seed in a spinner for the purpose of procreating is a waste of good DNA[/i][/b].

Yes. Hers.

Some weird kink around here. Too each there own I guess.

Sadly the “spinners” (🙄) play into this. All my petite friends (5’4” or shorter) always set their minimum height for guys to be 6’0” or taller on their dating apps.
 
The Dutch speed skater chick is Jake Paul's current girlfriend. Tragic.

(I'm ashamed that I know that. I'll take a couple of days off from the internet now.)

The Paul brother can be tarred and feathered and t-bagged to death as well. They’d probably enjoy it though… hate those fucks.
 
The Dutch speed skater chick is Jake Paul's current girlfriend. Tragic.

(I'm ashamed that I know that. I'll take a couple of days off from the internet now.)

A self-imposed timeout from the boards. You're a pioneer!
 

Ass built like a brick shithouse

Got damn, pods

6' tall, boss. She's number #1 currently in my WOOD Smash female athletes power rankings.

View attachment 60343

You are 6’8” so you need a tall one right.

As a fellow tall man, need is not accurate

Spinners are arguably more fun

Depends if we're talking fornication (spinners=fun) or procreation. I'd argue spilling your seed in a spinner for the purpose of procreating is a waste of good DNA[/i][/b].

Yes. Hers.

Some weird kink around here. Too each there own I guess.

Sadly the “spinners” (🙄) play into this. All my petite friends (5’4” or shorter) always set their minimum height for guys to be 6’0” or taller on their dating apps.

Oh the hypocrisy!
 

Ass built like a brick shithouse

Got damn, pods

6' tall, boss. She's number #1 currently in my WOOD Smash female athletes power rankings.

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That's a lot of chick for a midget fish fucker but the thing about us short guys is that we never back down to a challenge.

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What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
 
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