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Eklund says that next week he'll be sharing how things were about to play out in recruiting with the old staff in place, going to outline how the new facilities were making a big difference and they were headed for a who's who of 4 and 5 star recruits. Won't tell us this week because he doesn't want to ruin anyone's Christmas.

Can't wait to hear all about how Baker really wanted to play for Sark but didn't want to go all the way to LA since his mom is sick.

I knew DM.c was going to prop up Sark's 95th ranked class of 8 commits, I just didn't know it was going to be so soon.
 
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Why hasn't Woodward revoked their credentials yet?

I would post a picture as an example but my status to these forums might be revoked if I do so. So I might do it.
 
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ruin my christmas? Beyond all possible scenarios that I could muster in my book of black magic this year, Sark leaving was not one of them. There is NOTHING Eklund could say that would ruin my xmas... this is a Festivus Miracle!!! Who cares about missing out on guys Sark would have underdeveloped anyway.
 
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Why doesn't Ecklund have a good enough excuse yet? It has been a few days already. One would think with a group of people who are so publically wrong 24/7 when it comes to predictions that they would at least have their grounds covered BEFORE they made their inevitable false prediction.
 
Why in the fuck does it matter?

It'll all be bullshit.

Fucking Christ ... it would be wonderful to get screenshots to send to Woody so he can understand what was lost when seven wins walked out the door.
 
I'm sure 4 and 5 stars were lining up. That's why USC is taking Don Hill, Jalen Green, and want Lewis from Eastlake to visit. Fuck Eklund. I'm sure Sark would have gotten a 5 star or 2 to take a visit, but we would have came in 3rd or 4th like always.
 
Gotta manufacture some news for the doogs over there. Notice he didn't post anything today, because he really hasn't made up all this bull shit yet. Give he a day or two to make some shit up but while waiting for this the doogs are anticipating it.
You really can't make this shit up. What a fraud of a business. I can't believe the people that eat this up.
 
What a gent that EklundFS is, for waiting until after Christmas to publish. I can't be the only one here whose entire Christmas is tied to a poorly written DM article.
 
I sense a "Joe Mixon and Juju Smith Package Deal."

Juju is related to Nansen.

Mixon was always a silent verbal udub.

Buddah Baker was recruiting both of those guys to seattle before the coaching change.

Daeshon Hall was set to transfer to Seattle

The staff purposefully wasn't recruiting any linemen this year. There is a bumper crop of linemen coming into next years class.

See you in chat. It's getting crazy.

Then Sark Left and it went to hell. Nuss probably could have saved the package deal but when Petersen came on nobody knew him so it fell apart.
 
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I sense a "Joe Mixon and Juju Smith Package Deal."

Juju is related to Nansen.

Mixon was always a silent verbal udub.

Buddah Baker was recruiting both of those guys to seattle before the coaching change.

Daeshon Hall was set to transfer to Seattle

The staff purposefully wasn't recruiting any linemen this year. There is a bumper crop of linemen coming into next years class.

See you in chat. It's getting crazy.

Then Sark Left and it went to hell. Nuss probably could have saved the package deal but when Petersen came on nobody knew him so it fell apart.

I think you just ruined Ecklund's Christmas
 
It's an open secret. All the kids say so. Everyone would rather play for seven win Steve than 92 and 12 Petersen. Everyone knows SWS got the kids airtime on Doogman radio. Petersen says you can't twitter and that was it for six 5 star recruits-- and that is just what we know right now. I am waiting to confirm whether there were another 3 that dropped UW cause of the Twitter rules. As usual Ectard the Plump, Doogman's crack recruiting analyst will let us know as soon as he can talk to the kids or some fucking shrub if everyone else is reporting it.

 
Stay tuned, this shit is so crazy it's going to take THREE special posts to share!! Oh and this is facts guys, not speculation!
 
It's an open secret. All the kids say so. Everyone would rather play for seven win Steve than 92 and 12 Petersen. Everyone knows SWS got the kids airtime on Doogman radio. Petersen says you can't twitter and that was it for six 5 star recruits-- and that is just what we know right now. I am waiting to confirm whether there were another 3 that dropped UW cause of the Twitter rules. As usual Ectard the Plump, Doogman's crack recruiting analyst will let us know as soon as he can talk to the kids or some fucking shrub if everyone else is reporting it.

Sean Parker's middle finger and ASJ's twatter feed disagree.
 
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