Gardenhire and Nate Dogg sell their couch with a side of Xanax

I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Darren's wealth
They sold my couch, they took my xanax
I looked at the popos and said "damn, what's next?"

They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down

They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe I moved to this fuckin town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Hale

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Hale Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin
It's a tad bit late
Hale Dogg and Darren G. had to regulate
 
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Darren's wealth
They sold my couch, they took my xanax
I looked at the popos and said "damn, what's next?"

They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down

They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe I moved to this fuckin town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Hale

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Hale Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin
It's a tad bit late
Hale Dogg and Darren G. had to regulate

Race is busting rhymes now too!?
 
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Darren's wealth
They sold my couch, they took my xanax
I looked at the popos and said "damn, what's next?"

They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down

They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe I moved to this fuckin town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Hale

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Hale Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin
It's a tad bit late
Hale Dogg and Darren G. had to regulate

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I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Darren's wealth
They sold my couch, they took my xanax
I looked at the popos and said "damn, what's next?"

They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down

They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe I moved to this fuckin town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Hale

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Hale Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin
It's a tad bit late
Hale Dogg and Darren G. had to regulate

OT1PwvT.gif

One of the GOAT white boy scenes
 
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ironic shirt to get busted in a drug sting, no?

Say money bring bitches, bitches bring lies
One nega's getting jealous, and motherfuckas died
Depend on me like the first and fifteenth
They might hold me for a second, but these punks won't get me
We got foe negas, and low riders, in ski masks
Screaming Thug Life every time they pass (all eyes on me)

Live the life of a thug nega, until the day I die
Live the life of a boss player 'cause even getting high (all eyes on me)
 
Criminal Masterminds. Can you imagine the actual investigation needed to catch these guys.

So, who sold you the drugs here in Bozeman

Two black guys.

Sweet, obvious who that is.

Um, there was a white guy with a bushy beard also.

Shit, that could be anybody
 
I feel bad for Gardenhire. Months ago he was smoking weed, living in Seattle, playing a little football for a top program. He would have had a chance to compete for a starting spot this year.

Present day he's a drug mule for a loser in Montana freezing his nuts off. I'm sure that extra $50 a week him and Nate Dogg Jr were earning was worth probabtion and a final death blow to any NFL aspirations.
 
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I feel bad for Gardenhire. Months ago he was smoking weed, living in Seattle, playing a little football for a top program. He would have had a chance to compete for a starting spot this year.

Present day he's a drug mule for a loser in Montana freezing his nuts off. I'm sure that extra $50 a week him and Nate Dogg Jr were earning was worth probabtion and a final death blow to any NFL aspirations.

ASCAP and BMI Royalties in Jr's name. He will be fine.

npr.org/sections/therecord/2011/03/17/134597595/remembering-nate-dogg-hip-hops-hook-man#
 
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Sounds like Gardenhire went full snitch.

Who gives a fuck about Xanax? Let the people chill bruh.
 
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