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i got there early walked through campus and keyed a couple of cars with "0" decals on the windows. when i got to the Gameday set I called every Duck fan I saw a piece of shit. I made my way to padelford and called a older woman Duck fan a cunt and I said it to her face. Then as I was leaving to E1 I pushed over a honey bucket with a duck fan in it and ran like hell. At the E1 lot I stole a young duck fans football and called him a little faggot. then I got into the stadium and ordered a nice Ivars chowder bread bowl. i ate half of it and made my way to my seat and spilled the chowder on some stupid duck bitch. there's some chowder for you you dumb cunt is what i said to her. then after we lost I tried to fistfight a couple duck bros and told them they were still little brother. the finale was a bag of piss id been working on all day. I threw that at the old lady I called a cunt earlier I recognized her from earlier in the day. All in all a great day to be a Husky.
 
You didn't push an old lady in a wheelchair down a row? You didn't rape an opposing fan in the parking lot? You need to take hardcore lessons!!
 
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Best, Game, Recap, Ever.

No mention of the game, which made it perfect.
 
Derek - just run this for DFI this week

You aren't off the hook this week. DFI should be legendary after that plungering.
 
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