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BleachedAnusDawg

BleachedAnusDawg

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The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
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A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
Click to expand...

A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
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wow just wow > wow
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
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A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
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Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
 
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The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
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A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
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Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
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The 4th down passes were shit but the play calls sucked harder.

The worst pass was 3rd and goal before halftime. Had receiver WIDE OPEN and threw it into the turf. Never should have gone to 4th down.

But your point is correct. I won't trust Bo on critical plays, esp late, until I see him convert.
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
Click to expand...

A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
Click to expand...

Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
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Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
Click to expand...

A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
Click to expand...

Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
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Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
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I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

What do I know though?
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
Click to expand...

A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
Click to expand...

Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
Click to expand...

Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
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I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

What do I know though?
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With Nix and the OL there's also the difference it won't be in Husky Stadium.
 
The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
Click to expand...

A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

wow
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Yes. Next question
 
If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?
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If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?
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Because the Husky defender would spike the ball on the two, then two of his teammates would run right past it without bothering to pick it up. My fantasy win would be the Huskies going up three scores with 15 seconds left so they can't possibly fuck it up.
 
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