God dammit I fucking hate Duck fans. It's like I'm in a glass cage cheering for a team I love with a bunch of doogs.
Ducks are the original doogs. They kept Rich Brooks around for 17 consecutive shit seasons. In his one good year he lost to Hawaii and Utah. That's back when Hawaii had a fucking rainbow on their helmet. I was 11 years old the and thought is was guy as shit then. Yet, old Duck fans will defend Rich Brooks to the death.
Imagine if Woodward got it right and UW jumps on top in five years. You'll all be cheering along with Section14A and all the other Doogs you hate. It's a nightmare.
Why can't I be a fan of a fan base that embraces the hilariousness of rape, especially when coupled with household maintenance utensils?