First big recruiting weekend for 2020 class

[bananasnblondes]

Formerly known as White Boy Week (WBW), the weekend on June 7th has added a few recruits...and some pigment.

Commitment Impact:
Full Mast:
Roger Rosengarten
Sam Adams II
Kole Taylor or Ben Yurosek
Jacobe Covington

Soft Chubby
Jake Shipley

Flaccid
Cooper McDonald

I think Adam's is the only one that could commit on the spot. With the other guys, it will be the usual "go home and think about it for a few days and then call us back" routine.

 

[backthepack]

I like Shipley a lot actually

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I doubt Adams commits on the spot...

 

[Swaye]

They probably all saw UW lose in row boat and "fuck this loser ass place." I blame @YellowSnow

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

edit: This post is from the future.

 

[DawgWagonDan]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Says Rolex Superiority Guy...

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Says Rolex Superiority Guy...

To be fair, I said calendar, not time. I am not rich enough to afford a 40K Day Date or perpetual calendar. And the ... seemed hostile to me. 7-11?

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Says Rolex Superiority Guy...

To be fair, I said calendar, not time. I am not rich enough to afford a 40K Day Date or perpetual calendar. And the ... seemed hostile to me. 7-11?

The ellipsis was to mark the statement as a joke. I was just fuckin' with you! But, sure, let's 7-11. We'll eat the hot dogs in that rotisserie oven thingy until one of us shits jhfstylestyle. That'll be the loser. Or winner if you're into that sort of thing.

Do all Rolexes not keep track of date? /rolexinferiorityguy

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Says Rolex Superiority Guy...

To be fair, I said calendar, not time. I am not rich enough to afford a 40K Day Date or perpetual calendar. And the ... seemed hostile to me. 7-11?

The ellipsis was to mark the statement as a joke. I was just fuckin' with you! But, sure, let's 7-11. We'll eat the hot dogs in that rotisserie oven thingy until one of us shits jhfstylestyle. That'll be the loser. Or winner if you're into that sort of thing.

Do all Rolexes not keep track of date? /rolexinferiorityguy

I knew you were fucking with me! Let's hug it out! Naked!

And yes, most of my Rolexes do have the date but I was trying to cover up the fact that I am stupid and didn't pay enough attention to the OP. I do have some without a date though. Daytona has no date, No Date Sub (they gave that one away) has no date, and maybe one or two others.

Migratory patterns of buffalo was gold though. Took me about 10 minutes to work that one out in my nugget.

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Self chin activated because migratory buffalo patterns is nails. You ingrates.

edit: @theknowledge is not an ingrate

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Self chin activated because migratory buffalo patterns is nails. You ingrates.

edit: @theknowledge is not an ingrate

In keeping with the theme, someone doesn't get time zone differences. Most of the board doesn't wake up until right before their WoW clan meeting at 2pm Pacific when bottom dad brings down their hot pocket croissant breakfast.

 

[DoogCourics]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

@Swaye

I gotchu boo!

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Self chin activated because migratory buffalo patterns is nails. You ingrates.

edit: @theknowledge is not an ingrate

In keeping with the theme, someone doesn't get time zone differences. Most of the board doesn't wake up until right before their WoW clan meeting at 2pm Pacific when bottom dad brings down their hot pocket croissant breakfast.
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I laffed.

 

[Swaye]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

@Swaye

I gotchu boo!

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[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Any recruit that reads this thread will commit on the spot

 

[DawgWagonDan]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

I'm hearing that @RuffaloSoldier is THE source on the migratory patterns of the buffalo...

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Okay, so, weekend is over. Who committed?

It's this coming weekend.

In addition to not knowing how to read, I do not understand the white mans calendar. In the future could all these threads reference the position of the sun on the horizon or migratory buffalo patterns? TIA

Says Rolex Superiority Guy...

That’s yella

 

[whuggy]

Wow. Weather forecast not looking great. Guess we're fucked.