Fire everyone

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This is what happens when you hire a shit OC and start a literal inbred at QB. We can never have nice things. This hurts bad. Have a nice night everyone. This program is so pathetic
 
Motherfucking bleach it. Fuck Off Jenn. All of you go fuck yourselves.
 
Morris looked like shit the whole game. Donovan had no rhyme or reason to his play calling. But hey...Jimmy brought the helmet car back!
 
I don’t have a witty retort or even a way to try to put a funny spin on this. You have to fire the coaching staff but I don’t know how the logistics work for the rest of the season. Is there a caretaker on the staff? Can Bob Gregory limp to the finish knowing that he won’t be retained by the next staff. There has to be precedent here.
 
It is quite clear that Jon Don has no idea what he is doing. Totally lost. The offense was putrid. No creativity whatsoever.
 
Shut out after a first drive against an FBS school. There's just nothing to say. The biggest factor I can't wrap my head around in the offensive line.... At least the boss fuckers around a bit.
 
I don’t have a witty retort or even a way to try to put a funny spin on this. You have to fire the coaching staff but I don’t know how the logistics work for the rest of the season. Is there a caretaker on the staff? Can Bob Gregory limp to the finish knowing that he won’t be retained by the next staff. There has to be precedent here.

Logistics would be very challenging and Bob Gregory would be the last person... well, second to the last person to put at the helm. Maybe Ikaika Malloe could take over the head coaching duties.
 
Morris looked like shit the whole game. Donovan had no rhyme or reason to his play calling. But hey...Jimmy brought the helmet car back!

Morris looked like shit the whole game. Donovan had no rhyme or reason to his play calling. But hey...Jimmy brought the helmet car back!

I was called an idiot for thinking he sucked last year btw
 
Sirmon is better than Morris. At least my narratives won. Fire that fat bitch into the sun along with this idiot.

STFU sirmon sucked ass

Dude he put 24 points against a p5 at central michigan. Morris put up 7 against Montana at one of the biggest programs in the country. There’s levels of suck ass. Morris is worse than Fouch.
 
This is what happens when you hire a shit OC and start a literal inbred at QB. We can never have nice things. This hurts bad. Have a nice night everyone. This program is so pathetic

If by fire everyone you mean the school Prez and the entire AD, yes. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.
 
This is what happens when you hire a shit OC and start a literal inbred at QB. We can never have nice things. This hurts bad. Have a nice night everyone. This program is so pathetic

If by fire everyone you mean the school Prez and the entire AD, yes. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.

I mean everyone.
 
This is what happens when you hire a shit OC and start a literal inbred at QB. We can never have nice things. This hurts bad. Have a nice night everyone. This program is so pathetic

If by fire everyone you mean the school Prez and the entire AD, yes. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.

Sad but this is absolutely the truth.
 
The only issue is everyone is highly paid with guaranteed contracts. Jen is one of the highest-paid AD's in the conference; Jimmy has 9.9 million guaranteed left on his contract after this year, and the coaching staff is the highest paid in the Pc-12 costing over 5 million, and they all got one year extensions this offseason. So to clear house, it would cost you over 15 million, and that's before you hire anyone. With the money lost last year in the athletic department, I can't see anyone being let go.
 
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The only issue is everyone is highly paid with guaranteed contracts. Jen is one of the highest-paid AD's in the conference; Jimmy has 9.9 million guaranteed left on his contract after this year, and the coaching staff is the highest paid in the Pc-12 costing over 5 million, and they all got one year extensions this offseason. So to clear house, it would cost you over 15 million, and that's before you hire anyone. With the money lost last year in the athletic department, I can't see anyone being let go.

Cash in some bitcoin and offer buyout cash.
 
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