Fetters you pompous fat fuck, you lost your credibility right along with Ekstein

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So a dawgman chargee asked "Ektard said Blakely was 100% dawg YESTERDAY. What happened?" Obviously Ekstein, and the guys from dawgturd , have lost ANY and ALL touch with the program, so this is how FETTERS (you coy and narcisistic fucking cunt) responded. "That was yesterday, not today!" Well no shit.

Maybe Eklund, who's batting about .225 this recruiting season, shouldn't make such bold predictions when he, and the rest of you clueless bastards @ dagman, know nothing more than any sheep in your herd. Then you get pissed and smart off to your chargees for asking a fair question.

Your done tubby, Nobody needs you or Eklund anymore. The information your sheepie's need is a click away. The same as yours. Why not avoid the middleman? A very large middleman. pretty soon all your customers will be here now that our informa t ion is the same. Might as well come here and speak freely. Done bitch, and see you on the soup line fetters, and one bowl is all your fat ass gets. Bring some bread.
 
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PL_SS: Dialed in and ready to terminate.

Bring some bread. I lol'ed.
 
Maybe Eklund, who's batting about .225

With an average like that, he'd be one of the better hitters on the Mariners.
 
Fetters is such a smartass and generally a dick to his chargees. Why do they put up with it? If everybody on the board questioned him what's kimmy gonna do? Ban the whole bored? Girls over there are so frightened to say what they're thinking. Pisses me off . Fuuckk, speak your mind. You Fags can always come here, no guarantee you'll last though as you're all a bunch of pussies who accept getting pushed around by a band geek, the Michelin man, a125LB HIV carrier/spreader and a helpless ex pop Warner football player. Nut the fuck up and cancel that membership.
 
Fetters is such a smartass and generally a dick to his chargees. Why do they put up with it? If everybody on the board questioned him what's kimmy gonna do? Ban the whole bored? Girls over there are so frightened to say what they're thinking. Pisses me off . Fuuckk, speak your mind. You Fags can always come here, no guarantee you'll last though as you're all a bunch of pussies who accept getting pushed around by a band geek, the Michelin man, a125LB HIV carrier/spreader and a helpless ex pop Warner football player. Nut the fuck up and cancel that membership.

Shit. Front Page Belongs. Immediately.
 
Fetters is the most condescending internet asshole I have ever came across. He has to be a miserable fuck. I almost feel sorry for him. He's like CollegeDoog in that he feels he always has to be the smartest guy in the room. Here's a random Fetters story that has very little to do with the thread.

In 2006, some doogman poster asked Fetters who was the most impressive player he saw in person. Was it Locker? Was it Taylor Mays? Was it Steve Schilling? Was it Andy Mattingly? Fetters answers the question and says it was some kid from a shitty 1A school who played QB, LB, safety, kicker, punter, and returned kicks. In the game he saw, the kid's team got blown out, but it was the most impressive showing he saw. The kid never came off the field, and that Central's coach should call this kid immediately. If he doesn't, a school like Linfield or PLU will be getting a steal. I know, cool story, but I think it shows what you are dealing with when it comes to F3.
 
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My favorite F3 posts were always the ancillary sports insight threads.

There's nothing that resonates premium content like an America's Cup or scarf-tard thread on Sigi in the middle of CFB season.
 
Fetters is the most condescending internet asshole I have ever came across. He has to be a miserable fuck. I almost feel sorry for him. He's like CollegeDoog in that he feels he always has to be the smartest guy in the room. Here's a random Fetters story that has very little to do with the thread.

I got banned for calling out Fetters on some bullshit. I can't stand that guy, always has some sarcastic response when called out on all his bullshit.

Yes he is miserable, he is 200 pounds overweight... no one that big is happy (they are kidding you if they say they are completely content with it). His fault too, probably blames it on a thyroid problem like most other clinically obese people.
 
Fetters is the most condescending internet asshole I have ever came across. He has to be a miserable fuck. I almost feel sorry for him. He's like CollegeDoog in that he feels he always has to be the smartest guy in the room. Here's a random Fetters story that has very little to do with the thread.

In 2006, some doogman poster asked Fetters who was the most impressive player he saw in person. Was it Locker? Was it Taylor Mays? Was it Steve Schilling? Was it Andy Mattingly? Fetters answers the question and says it was some kid from a shitty 1A school who played QB, LB, safety, kicker, punter, and returned kicks. In the game he saw, the kid's team got blown out, but it was the most impressive showing he saw. The kid never came off the field, and that Central's coach should call this kid immediately. If he doesn't, a school like Linfield or PLU will be getting a steal. I know, cool story, but I think it shows what you are dealing with when it comes to F3.
Fetters hated Taylor "Soft - not a football player" Mays. The old Bellevue sycophant Montlake probably drove that bandwagon, but Fetters rolled on with both feet. Still the all time WDWHA move.

I wanted Mays to be a great college player just so those pricks could be wrong. And he was.

 
Fetters = Cheswick.
Meh, I don't think they're that much alike. Cheswick is overly obsessed with class and hates anyone and everything not associated with UO. Fetters is just a condescending prick who doesn't know much about the sport he covers.
 
Fetters is the most condescending internet asshole I have ever came across. He has to be a miserable fuck. I almost feel sorry for him. He's like CollegeDoog in that he feels he always has to be the smartest guy in the room. Here's a random Fetters story that has very little to do with the thread.

I got banned for calling out Fetters on some bullshit. I can't stand that guy, always has some sarcastic response when called out on all his bullshit.

Yes he is miserable, he is 200 pounds overweight... no one that big is happy (they are kidding you if they say they are completely content with it). His fault too, probably blames it on a thyroid problem like most other clinically obese people.

Huh?
 
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