Eric Johnson: I was once the coolest boyfriend in the NFL...not

When I started the story, I was thinking a player was going to two hole Johnson's girlfriend.
 
His first mistake was going to those lengths to impress some slut. Rookie.
 
Hide yo Hoez! Daddy Hawk is in the Hizzy and up in the AZ Bitch! f3dac82b4d3cd25c67864248740cd2.jpg
 
He was actually a pretty good guy. Used to hang out w/ us at Rory's on Eastlake (RIP) when he first got to town. Shoot pool, drink beer, Golden T, and an order of big ass fries at closing
 
True love?
He was actually a pretty good guy. Used to hang out w/ us at Rory's on Eastlake (RIP) when he first got to town. Shoot pool, drink beer, Golden T, and an order of big ass fries at closing

 
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