Epic Sark Takedown

That's awesome. Nailed it.

I laughed yesterday everytime they showed the assistant in charge of sideline dancing make everyone look like a fool on the bench. Jesus I'm glad that shit is over.
 
I heart "line of schrimmage" - why haven't we adopted this on our "bored". ("Lol")
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That write-up was so full of spelling & grammar errors that I lost count. But, the content and sarcasm made up for it.
 
I heart "line of schrimmage" - why haven't we adopted this on our "bored". ("Lol")
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That write-up was so full of spelling & grammar errors that I lost count. But, the content and sarcasm made up for it.
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Whenit started with a "hail marry" you knew what you were in for. However, the message was not lost.
 
It's funny because reading articles about Sark leading up to this season and him getting his dream job, they always start with him meeting Pete on campus as a salesman for a dot com. They never mention the first half of that article where he lazily fucked up over and over. Incredible that UW/USC never did proper homework on this guy.
 
All of us Devil fans were cheering the Wildcat call last night when it happened. Its in the game thread. It was total Sarking. Just fucked up the drive on a random call he thought would make himself look smart
 
What hell does he put on his resume? Court jester? Professional clown? Village idiot?
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Try "guttless, puckerbutt, COWARD".
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Why limit yourself to just one?

Abundance!
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I wasn't limiting anything. I was quoting the article, which was written by someone who was obviously not an English major. Here, let me clean it up a bit:

Gutless, puckerbutt coward...
 
The article was funny, but it was also pressing. He's a shitty football coach. Sark's ability to weasel his way into two coaching jobs isn't really something to talk shit about. If there is one thing to praise Sark for, it is his hustle and ability to sell himself. It's worked out well for him. It's amazing that two of the premier football programs on the West Coast were dumb enough to hire him, but he's made millions of dollars. Sark, the dumbass that article was written about, is incredibly wealthy.

Regarding the Raiders job, Sark probably had an agent and Carroll tell him it wasn't a good move to take it. I don't think Sark was/is scared. It's a big assumption to say that is why he didn't take it. In Sark's mind, he's a great coach and the problems at Washington and now USC aren't his fault. At UW, he had 0-12 to deal with, it was tough getting talent in there, he never had his ideal QB, etc. At USC, it will be sanctions and Wilcox that get blamed before he gets fired. Maybe deep down he knows he's a fraud and has no business being a head coach, but I don't really get that from him. CollegeDoog should diagnose him and let me know.

I agree with the end of the article. USC will get plungered next week at Arizona. It will get ugly at USC. We have known this all along. Sark is a QB coach that has no business being a head coach. That's not really rare. Guys like that get jobs every year. The only difference is that he is easy to make fun of because he says really stupid shit and he instructs assistant strength coaches yell at the back ups and walk ons to yell and dance. He's a clown.
 
Perfect description of the thought process leading to the wildcat call. Those types of calls represent the majority if his approach. So etimes it works and he looks and feels smart. Sometimes it doesn't and he looks dumb but still feels smart.

Every so often he gets on a roll or realizes he has something and runs with it...see second half first possession against the fighting Illinois last year. Usually he just plays pin the tail on the play sheet though.
 
i didn't think the article pressed at all... seemed quite insightful. sort of like Isaacson's bio on Einstein.
 
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