DuckFighter Illustrated: House Money Special Edition

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DuckFighter Illustrated: House Money Special Edition
Once again its time for the weekly installment of Race Bannon's satirical look at Husky Football and college football in general. Features the return of award-winning journalist Benny B. Eaver.
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This issue matches the grandeur of the new stadium.

J. Brewer and I like to say "grandeur". We do that.

Also "Taj MaHusky".
 
you aren't the only one who's suggesting Wilcox as the next HC of OSU. Problem is Riley is extended through 2019 or something crazy. He isn't going anywhere anytime soon
 
you aren't the only one who's suggesting Wilcox as the next HC of OSU. Problem is Riley is extended through 2019 or something crazy. He isn't going anywhere anytime soon

Riley could go 2-10 and get at least another year. I still think Oregon State will win 6 or 7 and probably have a big upset. This OSU team isn't nearly as bad as the 2011 version that UW lost to. Mark Banker is a good DC, and I doubt their defense will be that bad all year. It is embarrassing to lose to Eastern, but Eastern has a very good offense, even compared to some BCS teams.

 
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Some of you guys really should look up the definition of "satire".
 
you aren't the only one who's suggesting Wilcox as the next HC of OSU. Problem is Riley is extended through 2019 or something crazy. He isn't going anywhere anytime soon

So you're saying he has a CONTRACT??
 
Here's the best part:

"The Huskies now take a week off to prepare for the 1964 Rose Bowl rematch against Dick Butkus and the Fighting Illini of Illinois. The “s” is silent. Plenty of time to get complacent, make stupid comments about House Money, drive drunk, talk shit and smoke weed, and various other foibles that have plagued Steve Sarkisian during his highly paid four year internship as Head Coach in Training at Washington."

I'm beting house money that talking shit, smoking week and getting complacent describes perfectly what the bye week will produce. S l e e p w a l k into a road game.
 
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