DTD's Office Chair Rumored to be next UCLA Coach

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haie said:
dtd said:
@haie because yet again @DerekJohnson quoting is broken.

I work for a company worth multiple tens of billions of dollars. As I said before, hiring people like me is not how they got there. Yet here I am. Nike said no mas work from home, so I peaced out. Now I can watch jerk off to Josh Pate during meetings with Mumbai. I work maybe 30 hours a week and nobody has any idea what I do, aside from jerking off on zoom.
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My product guy was pretty shocked the day after the Natty in Houston when he knocked on my door and I was already drinking coffee and beer and telling him that we were about to do a podcast in 5 minutes.
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I fucking hate product.
 
graveyardDEADdawg said:
flatus said:
WoolleyDoog said:
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1967289261172171009
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Looks like they kicked their cal color scheme to Missouri. Those gold cleats Coach James is holding look hideously.
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It's clear I'm an old. It's also clear Oregon DGAF, which is pretty cool. Yeah, we'll wear our main rival's color. Win sportsball games.

But the Ducks wearing gold? Kill me now. Only people on this site will care either way. What's next, wearing Orange?

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Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
 
Also, DTD, when you lost your "Nike job," did you have to give Foot Locker back the ref jersey?
 
dtd said:
haie said:
dtd said:
@haie because yet again @DerekJohnson quoting is broken.

I work for a company worth multiple tens of billions of dollars. As I said before, hiring people like me is not how they got there. Yet here I am. Nike said no mas work from home, so I peaced out. Now I can watch jerk off to Josh Pate during meetings with Mumbai. I work maybe 30 hours a week and nobody has any idea what I do, aside from jerking off on zoom.
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My product guy was pretty shocked the day after the Natty in Houston when he knocked on my door and I was already drinking coffee and beer and telling him that we were about to do a podcast in 5 minutes.
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I fucking hate product.
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Wait, you hate the guy that just puts forth an idea, backed by almost nothing but a few cases, and then everyone around them now has a million hours of work while they have just enough to go fuck off all day but then still say they did something?
I've turned telling those guys NO into an art form at this point.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Having a 5 year exposed to all 4 NW schools through family and then latching onto Oregon like he does illustrates this so well.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Downstairs in the Burnside building at the WHQ (It's been renamed something idiotic like "verve" or "zest") is where they do a lot of R&D and the people they bring in for market research are all kids.
 
dtd said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Downstairs in the Burnside building at the WHQ (It's been renamed something idiotic like "verve" or "zest") is where they do a lot of R&D and the people they bring in for market research are all kids.
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dtd said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Downstairs in the Burnside building at the WHQ (It's been renamed something idiotic like "verve" or "zest") is where they do a lot of R&D and the people they bring in for market research are all kids.
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The key isn't to convince adults something is cool, it's to get to kids before their brains are fully formed, and then call it "branding."
 
WoolleyDoog said:
dtd said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Downstairs in the Burnside building at the WHQ (It's been renamed something idiotic like "verve" or "zest") is where they do a lot of R&D and the people they bring in for market research are all kids.
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dtd said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Downstairs in the Burnside building at the WHQ (It's been renamed something idiotic like "verve" or "zest") is where they do a lot of R&D and the people they bring in for market research are all kids.
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The key isn't to convince adults something is cool, it's to get to kids before their brains are fully formed, and then call it "branding."
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It's called religion.

Nike is 100% a cult, but I never saw any kool-aid.
 
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