HillsboroDuck
New Fish
You probably know the Quack Attack has registered four wins in five attempts this season. What you may not know is how impressive those four wins really are. Consider:
The four teams we have beaten have a combined 6 wins between them (and just 17 losses). So if you add up our wins and our opponents wins we already have a ten win season. Suck on that, fuskies!
Even more impressively, of those 6 teams our opponents have vanquished you've even heard of some of them. Our most significant opponents victory is Cal over BYU. Yeah, you thought it was impressive when you squeezed by them while allowing their QB to complete 90% of his passes? Well #MyDucks beat the Golden BearsWiins, and THEY beat BYE by the over/under.
Like I said, you've heard of a couple of the other schools our defeated foes have beaten, but that's the one that should scare you the most.
We beat the team that beat BYU. By five.
You mutts are so fucked.
QUACK!
The four teams we have beaten have a combined 6 wins between them (and just 17 losses). So if you add up our wins and our opponents wins we already have a ten win season. Suck on that, fuskies!
Even more impressively, of those 6 teams our opponents have vanquished you've even heard of some of them. Our most significant opponents victory is Cal over BYU. Yeah, you thought it was impressive when you squeezed by them while allowing their QB to complete 90% of his passes? Well #MyDucks beat the Golden BearsWiins, and THEY beat BYE by the over/under.
Like I said, you've heard of a couple of the other schools our defeated foes have beaten, but that's the one that should scare you the most.
We beat the team that beat BYU. By five.
You mutts are so fucked.
QUACK!
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