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[oregonblitzkrieg]

What's your strategy for reeling in other skilled bored contributors from Oregon? Perhaps you could schedule an interview with Kip Kinkel from the Lane County Jailhouse. Or a hookers and blow party with Colt Lyerla. Maybe a 95 mph ride down I-5 with Darron Thomas after he smoked it all. Pushing PL_SS down the stairs in his wheelchair at Autzen Stadium and then making a voki to memorialize the incident wouldn't hurt. Free pub for the bored.

 

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What's your strategy for reeling in other skilled bored contributors from Oregon? Perhaps you could schedule an interview with Kip Kinkel from the Lane County Jailhouse. Or a hookers and blow party with Colt Lyerla. Maybe a 95 mph ride down I-5 with Darron Thomas after he smoked it all. Pushing PL_SS down the stairs in his wheelchair at Autzen Stadium and then making a voki to memorialize the incident wouldn't hurt. Free pub for the bored.

Awesome for that alone. Couldn't stop laughing.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

What's your strategy for reeling in other skilled bored contributors from Oregon? Perhaps you could schedule an interview with Kip Kinkel from the Lane County Jailhouse. Or a hookers and blow party with Colt Lyerla. Maybe a 95 mph ride down I-5 with Darron Thomas after he smoked it all. Pushing PL_SS down the stairs in his wheelchair at Autzen Stadium and then making a voki to memorialize the incident wouldn't hurt. Free pub for the bored.

Your best effort.

While all of these ideas are awesome, I'd like a front page story about Zumwalt too.