desparation move

[sarktastic]

So... there's this 1st baseman that in 381 ABs is hitting .338 ww/ .909ops.

The Mariners give up nothing.

Tuff call but, should Jackie Z riskkit?

 

[dnc]

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[PurpleJ]

Get this faggy baseball talk off my FIFA bored.

 

[HFNY]

Are you talking about Jesus Montero at AAA?

If you call him up, who do you send down?

So... there's this 1st baseman that in 381 ABs is hitting .338 ww/ .909ops.

The Mariners give up nothing.

Tuff call but, should Jackie Z riskkit?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Are you talking about Jesus Montero at AAA?

If you call him up, who do you door.ass.out.?

So... there's this 1st baseman that in 381 ABs is hitting .338 ww/ .909ops.

The Mariners give up nothing.

Tuff call but, should Jackie Z riskkit?

 

[section8]

TSIO

 

[sarktastic]

I think the Mariners could use Jesus right now, don't you?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I think the Mariners could use Jesus right now, don't you?

My sources are hearing that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.

 

[sarktastic]

He sure could till he got to Safeco

 

[RoadDawg55]

The Mariners could add Trout, Harper, Greinke, and Votto and they would still miss the playoffs.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The Mariners could add Trout, Harper, Greinke, A-Rod, and Votto and they would still miss the playoffs.

 

[dnc]

The Mariners could add Trout, Harper, Greinke, and Votto and they would still miss the playoffs.

YRYK

Trout would contract a disease, Harper would tear a ligament, Greinke would get arrested for domestic violence and Votto would get a blood parasite.

 

[greenblood]

I've always wondered why the mariners haven't gone with the SF Giants model. If you're in a pitchers park, surround your team with excellent pitching. Unfortunately the Mariners have a below average relief and the worst closer in baseball as of now.

 

[dhdawg]

they should actually call up montero. 90% chance he fails miserably but who cares.
Roaddawg was right, LoMo is fucking horrible.