Cristobal to Miami confirmed

Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.
 
I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario
 
Oregon is ten times the job that Miami is. @creepycoug

You can't win in Joe Robbie. You just can't.

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Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

Or ...

a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

The other resource they have is history and tradition.

Oregon has neither.

Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

 
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I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario

What? Handsome brilliant Cuban coaches can't wear black?

Fuck outta here you racist fuck. You belong with the din of Oregon xenophobes. I hope you DIAFF with them ... today!
 
Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

Or ...

a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

The other resource they have is history and tradition.

Oregon has neither.

Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.
 
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Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

Or ...

a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

The other resource they have is history and tradition.

Oregon has neither.

Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.

The Us alumni network would all have to die in 20 years for that to happen. It won't. Miami is a program that hibernates. The sleeping giant, as it were. Until black people flee the state of Florida, Miami will have a program.

Don't forget that they were close to knocking on the door again under Richt, who in hindsight was clearly in retirement mode when coaching there. They are just a coach away. Always.
 
I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario

What? Handsome brilliant Cuban coaches can't wear black?

Fuck outta here you racist fuck. You belong with the din of Oregon xenophobes. I hope you DIAFF with them ... today!

You don’t wear All Black after Labor Day.
 
I was at the Costco on Evergreen Parkway which is across street from Hillsboro Airport.

Saw Cristobal and Phil talking outside the airplane hangar. Both were in all black which I thought was weird for Mario

What? Handsome brilliant Cuban coaches can't wear black?

Fuck outta here you racist fuck. You belong with the din of Oregon xenophobes. I hope you DIAFF with them ... today!

You don’t wear All Black after Labor Day.

You? don't do a lot of things that Mario MF Cristobal can do. Comprende Ese? That guy will fuck. your. wife if he wants to. And you would sit and watch and cuck it up.
 
Lesser pay and shitty facilities at Miami.

I’m hearing Jimmy Lake is a candidate.

Mario probably gets a nice extension soon though.

Or ...

a chance to return to his alma mater and coach one of the most storied programs in college football that just happens to have an overabundance of the one resource that matters above them all: talent.

With Mario's recruiting chops, he could literally drunk stumble his way into top recruiting classes without lifting a finger.

The other resource they have is history and tradition.

Oregon has neither.

Mario would be lethal down there ... and even more handsome with a little more sun ... and it's only a matter of tim.

All Mama gotta do is pick up the phone and offer a box of cigars and some tasty pork sammiches. But Miami's Tim is now. They won't have a program in 20 years.

The Us alumni network would all have to die in 20 years for that to happen. It won't. Miami is a program that hibernates. The sleeping giant, as it were. Until black people flee the state of Florida, Miami will have a program.

Don't forget that they were close to knocking on the door again under Richt, who in hindsight was clearly in retirement mode when coaching there. They are just a coach away. Always.

That's not what I'm talking about mang. You can't fix being built on limestone and the GND not getting passed.

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