Couple of positives

[YellowSnow]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

 

[MikeDamone]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

So I went to a new place last night. They had a bunch of solid traditional cocktails on the board. Old Fashioned was ordered. Came with small ice cubes. Wtf? Who is running these places? So disappointed. I slammed it and ordered a beer.

 

[dtd]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

 

[MikeDamone]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

 

[YellowSnow]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

So I went to a new place last night. They had a bunch of solid traditional cocktails on the board. Old Fashioned was ordered. Came with small ice cubes. Wtf? Who is running these places? So disappointed. I slammed it and ordered a beer.

They don’t understand physics. If you use ice in whiskey it needs to be a Titanic ice cube. No small ones. And 100 plus proof bourbon.

 

[MikeDamone]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

So I went to a new place last night. They had a bunch of solid traditional cocktails on the board. Old Fashioned was ordered. Came with small ice cubes. Wtf? Who is running these places? So disappointed. I slammed it and ordered a beer.

They don’t understand physics. If you use ice in whiskey it needs to be a Titanic ice cube. No small ones. And 100 plus proof bourbon.

I know, right. You’d think any place that has whiskey on the menu would make that connection.

 

[Baseman]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

So I went to a new place last night. They had a bunch of solid traditional cocktails on the board. Old Fashioned was ordered. Came with small ice cubes. Wtf? Who is running these places? So disappointed. I slammed it and ordered a beer.

Cocktails and WODs don't mix.

 

[dtd]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

 

[MikeDamone]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

What I've been saying....

 

[dtd]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

 

[MikeDamone]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

 

[dtd]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

Pressing, but I'll play along.

BLM sign, my vegetable oil powered bug is in the garage with room for probably 2 more if you angle those fuckers just right.

 

[MikeDamone]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

Pressing, but I'll play along.

BLM sign, my vegetable oil powered bug is in the garage with room for probably 2 more if you angle those fuckers just right.

NYBE

 

[dtd]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

Pressing, but I'll play along.

BLM sign, my vegetable oil powered bug is in the garage with room for probably 2 more if you angle those fuckers just right.

NYBE

I'm sorry you're so wretched.

 

[MikeDamone]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

Pressing, but I'll play along.

BLM sign, my vegetable oil powered bug is in the garage with room for probably 2 more if you angle those fuckers just right.

NYBE

I'm sorry you're so wretched.

I’m sorry you have no sense of humor and can’t take being teased. Fag.

 

[YellowSnow]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

Pressing, but I'll play along.

BLM sign, my vegetable oil powered bug is in the garage with room for probably 2 more if you angle those fuckers just right.

NYBE

I'm sorry you're so wretched.

I’m sorry you have no sense of humor and can’t take being teased. Fag.

I’m just trying to kill the pain. I didn’t mean for this to get nasty.

 

[dtd]

I accidentally gave this poast a fuck off instead of quoting, but I'm going to leave it because I don't have any wild turkey. Or ice.

Do you have access to transportation and a store?

Car battery ded. I have plenty of beer tho.

Triple A? You sound like a guy with a shitty lawn, pit bulls, and an above ground pool.

Japanese rock garden, herding breed, fuck pools.

I still smell white trash.

Smoker in the front yard? Too much shit in the garage and cars are left outside? There’s something here…

Pressing, but I'll play along.

BLM sign, my vegetable oil powered bug is in the garage with room for probably 2 more if you angle those fuckers just right.

NYBE

I'm sorry you're so wretched.

I’m sorry you have no sense of humor and can’t take being teased. Fag.

if one could die of irony

 

[Pitchfork51]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

I see you are a man of culture

 

[YellowSnow]

Wild Turkey 101 and a big ass ice cube.

I see you are a man of culture

It was a dirty, not very rainy night in White Wakanda. Put on the Coltrane Bluetrane Mono on the hi fi and drowned my sorrows in the bottle and jazz noodling.