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Given how much this team punts we should get the #1 rated transfer punter. Best job in America.
My late dad always said that backup punter is the best job in America. I never had the heart to explain that most teams don't carry a dedicated backup. I wanted to let him dream.
 
Jon Ryan used to drink at the bar down the road from where we lived. He'd have his whole day wrapped up with the Hawks by noon. Seemed like punting was a good gig.
 
Given how much this team punts we should get the #1 rated transfer punter. Best job in America.
My late dad always said that backup punter is the best job in America. I never had the heart to explain that most teams don't carry a dedicated backup. I wanted to let him dream.
Did he remark this during your walks through the Quad on crisp autumn mornings as you neared the gridiron?
 
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